I like my cake like I like my men, (or women).......
Posted by babysgotsauce on May 04, 2010 · Member since Apr 2008 · 1035 posts
I like cake like I like my men; big, dark, and rich
I like my tofu like I like my men; hunk-ey(as in big hunks of it,), spicy, and hot
I think these are funny, and when I'm driving I try to think of new ones, anyone else?
I like my men like I like my pasta; al dente
I like my men like I like my cake...coming in cups.
good one, courth!
I like my men like I like my vegweb: slow, but thorough.
I like my men like I like my pasta; al dente
LOL'd at this one
I like my men like I like my day-old soup: REHEATED
I like my men like I like my movies: IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE
I like my men like I like my nooch: a little salty, a little cheesy, and all over popcorn.
I like my women like I like my tobasco, hot and saucy.
I like my men like I like my computer mouse, with buttons to press.
I like my men like I like a flutist: with flexible lips and tongue.
I like my men like I like my books: complicated, interesting and keeps me up all night
I like my men like I like my dogs: black, panting, and obsessed with licking
I like men like I like my cat, sweet, fluffy and on all fours
I like my men like I like my baklava: NOT IN LUBI'S MOUTH
I like my men like I like my bananas: YOUNG, RIPE AND FIRM
I like my men like I like my bananas: Old, Spotted, and Mushy
I like my men like I like my oranges: PEELED
Wow I love this. I just laughed a whole lot.
I like my men like I like my baseball: hot, rowdy, and tied up
I like my women like I like my porn: hot, lesbian, and where my boyfriend can't find it.
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