3 ounces vodka (2 shots)
1 1/2 ounces coffee liquor OR crème de cacao (1 shot)
3 ounces chocolate soymilk (1 shot)
Ice, as needed
Dark chocolate shavings, to garnish (optional)
1) Pour all ingredients minus garnish into martini shaker with ice and shake away! Strain into an cocktail glass and enjoy.
If you're using vodka on the cheap side, you might want to add a little more soymilk. Enjoy!