Chop onion to smithereens, then sauté them on a Wok with the olive oil. Next, add the green peppers, also chopped to bits and sauté them until you have a lovely green mix. Add remaining ingredients, except for the Boca Burgers and stir fry them on high until they're near done. Lastly, crumple up the Boca Burgers and add them to the mix. Stir fry until done.
Substitutions: If you have no tamari, you may use soy sauce. If you have no sea salt, you may use regular salt, but use a little more.
The mashed up Boca Burgers will look and taste like ground beef, hence the name Captain Trickem. People may mistake this for a beef dish.