Euphemisms for a lady's naughty bits
Posted by yabbitgirl on Dec 06, 2011 · Member since Apr 2006 · 14266 posts
I'll start, seeing as how I started it!
Pocketbook
Vajay-jay
The eye that weeps most when best pleased (17th century slang)
Slit
Cunny
Pussy
Rabbit
Dicky-di-do
Nard or spikenard
Tunnel of love
Temple of Venus
Quim
Catcher's mitt
Hatchet wound
Honey pot
Fleshy W
The upside down triangle
Fortune cookie
Bearded meat drapes
meat drapes
Ravioli patch
Skin sheath (or penis sheath)
Roast beef
BEARDED AXE WOUND
BEARDED CLAM
Cunt
Cooch/Coochie
poontang
Vertical Smile
hoo-hoo
Beaver
Pink taco
PISS FLAPS
You posted a lot that I forgot, sb. Thanks, honey.
The eye that weeps most when best pleased (17th century slang)
This is awesome.
VAGINA
popo
birth canal
pupusa
pusunga
chalupa
vaj
twat
hole
slit
slot
slut slot
hot pocket
ladyparts
and while we're here, CLITORIS:
clit
clicker
button
little-man-in-the-boat
clitosaurus
good spot
star of the show
hot spot
pearl
clit - raspberry?
The eye that weeps most when best pleased (17th century slang)
This is awesome.
Also, this could be used to describe a weiner.
And for the whole shebang, let's not forget "Mons Veneris" or "Mount of Venus." Guess the little guy must be Cupid, then.
SB, I have heard "vertical smile" used to refer to the crack of your arse. You know, the back of your lap.
flesh taco
cock-holster*
*can also be used as nickname for a mouth
furrburger
snapper/red snapper
Muff pie
Hair pie
Area (this is what Katie calls it)
Thirsty dog's water bowl.
Duff...has that been mentioned already?
Thirsty dog's water bowl.
Ah yes, must be the hairless schnauzer from the guy parts thread.
Skin mitten
Sideways smile
Fuzzy peach slices
Minge (is that australasia specific?)
Minge (is that australasia specific?)
I've heard it called that by some English dudes, too.
Minge (is that australasia specific?)
I've heard it called that by some English dudes, too.
Does that go with the noun "minger" to describe a dirty, smelly girl? See also "minging" (hard G sound) to mean "stinking."
There's that old R. Kelly song......."Ignition"........."I'm bout to take my key and Stick it in the ignition"
And the forever classic Prince penned song by Sheen Easton "Sugar Walls"........probably the only Top Ten Song ever about a vagina. "Blood races to your private spots
let's me know there's a fire.
You can't fight passion when passion is hot
Temperatures rise inside my sugar walls."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8WZ-Ba-gps
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