Penises and Vaginas: The Pole
Posted by Charbot Kimzoid on Sep 25, 2009 · Member since Feb 2008 · 3769 posts
Pole was spelled that way purposely. We're talking about penises and vaginas so I have to give you some form of phallic imagery. For some vaginal imagery, I will say upside down triangle and wet spongy W.
ETA: Also, you can pick as many options as you want.
I was wondering what it would be like to have a penis and a vagina and how awesome it would be to masturbate and have a simultaneous double orgasm. That would seriously be the most intense thing ever, I think your body would implode from the awesomeness of it.
Also, if you did have both reproductive organs, I would prefer to have the vagina above the penis. This would make for easier insertion. I'm not really sure how you would actually fuck yourself, but I'm sure with enough determination it would happen.
My mind is seriously screwed up.
I'm an atheist, but I think I'll convert to Kimzoidism.. seriously, I will bow down and worship you. Simultaneous double orgasm?? That blows my mind. Of course, most of this has crossed my mind before, like what it'd be to fuck yourself, or just switch genders, or how you would even manage to fuck yourself... but I've never thought about a simultaneous double orgasm.. Your mind is not screwed up. It is genius!
you could stick your own dick in your own vag then
Although, I'll still pee in the bushes and slap my vagina across someone's face. Betchya I can do it!
:-D :-D
You're gonna have to jump really high to accomplish that second part.
:-D
Hello, no one slaps anybody with a dick OR a vag while the other person is standing! They gotta be sitting or laying down.
Yeah, I know. You'd have to jump to reach the other person. Right?
;) ::)
I thought this "pole" would be about what type of vag or penis you have.........
...There are different types? I've only seen one kind of penis and one kind of vagina.
I'm an atheist, but I think I'll convert to Kimzoidism.. seriously, I will bow down and worship you. Simultaneous double orgasm?? That blows my mind. Of course, most of this has crossed my mind before, like what it'd be to fuck yourself, or just switch genders, or how you would even manage to fuck yourself... but I've never thought about a simultaneous double orgasm.. Your mind is not screwed up. It is genius!
LOL, I'm not a genius, I just overthink things.
I see lots of vaginas. Some have outer lips, some don't. Lots of outer stuff, so many types.
as for penis's, circumsized or uncircumsized
I see lots of vaginas. Some have outer lips, some don't. Lots of outer stuff, so many types.
as for penis's, circumsized or uncircumsized
yes, exactly! this is what was thinking of too.
I see lots of vaginas. Some have outer lips, some don't. Lots of outer stuff, so many types.
as for penis's, circumsized or uncircumsized
It sounds like you have an awesome job.
::)
I see lots of vaginas. Some have outer lips, some don't. Lots of outer stuff, so many types.
as for penis's, circumsized or uncircumsized
yes, exactly! this is what was thinking of too.
Vaginas are like fingerprints. They also have fingerprints on them.
Lubi, you should make a shape poll. I never really think about the different shapes and outer stuff.
I see lots of vaginas. Some have outer lips, some don't. Lots of outer stuff, so many types.
as for penis's, circumsized or uncircumsized
It sounds like you have an awesome job.
::)
it has it's good points!!
I don't know how to make polls!!
a few women that I have waxed said, "I bet you see me in the grocery store, and think, Oh, I have seen her naked" I always tell them I never look at their face so I don't recognize anyone!
Penises are so weird, though. haha, you have stuff that hangsss thereeeeeee.
I agree. I would never want a penis. I feel like it would get in the way. Although....it could be fun to play with. ;)
Penises are so weird, though. haha, you have stuff that hangsss thereeeeeee.
Haha. This reminds me of when i was talking to my ex about how weird man parts are. And he was like YOU HAVE SO MANY GERMS IN YOUR VAGINA TAKE THAT.
So i think he carries around germex for chicks. And is like, oh hold on, let me sanitize that real quick.
Hahaha!! underSARAH, you made me laugh. hard.
I get this image in my head of some heated moment, clothes coming off, and then a guy saying "wait".. Then he turns around, grabs his fanny pack, unzips it and pulls out a sanitizing kit, full of alcohol wipes, some antibacterial serum, and some steril cotton swabs.. Then he turns towards the chick with his face covered in a surgical mask..
HA! Oh boy.. That would be hillarious.
:-D
Hahaha!! underSARAH, you made me laugh. hard.
I get this image in my head of some heated moment, clothes coming off, and then a guy saying "wait".. Then he turns around, grabs his fanny pack, unzips it and pulls out a sanitizing kit, full of alcohol wipes, some antibacterial serum, and some steril cotton swabs.. Then he turns towards the chick with his face covered in a surgical mask..
HA! Oh boy.. That would be hillarious.
:-D
Even funnier with the British meaning of 'fanny'. :D
Penises are so weird, though. haha, you have stuff that hangsss thereeeeeee.
I agree. I would never want a penis. I feel like it would get in the way. Although....it could be fun to play with. ;)
We do have things that 'hang' from us and (for some) they get in the way: BOOBIES!!!!
Mine will fluctuate 2 or more cup sizes depending on my cycle, my sister had size I (? after G it becomes a bit of a guessing game)cups before her reduction....so yes, they can get in the way and hang
G?? Ah. Yes I have C. They don't really get in the way. They're pretty nice. I like 'em. They are a great accessory.
By the way. What's the british meaning of fanny..?
**edit**
Okay, I googled "fanny"
hahahahaha
Penises are so weird, though. haha, you have stuff that hangsss thereeeeeee.
I agree. I would never want a penis. I feel like it would get in the way. Although....it could be fun to play with. ;)
We do have things that 'hang' from us and (for some) they get in the way: BOOBIES!!!!
Mine will fluctuate 2 or more cup sizes depending on my cycle, my sister had size I (? after G it becomes a bit of a guessing game)cups before her reduction....so yes, they can get in the way and hang
That's true - boobies can be quite an inconvenience at any size. It can be difficult to find clothes that fit right depending on your shape - "pear" "apple" "hourglass" and what have you (or small waist, big thighs/arms, and vice versa), but adding boob size to the mix makes it worse. I've found some awesome blouses... that don't quite cover up the chest. Sometimes the chest part is way too big, resulting in flaps of fabric by the armpits and extra shoulder space. It must be *really* frustrating to be on the more extreme ends of the spectrum of size (I'm a C). My mom is like a AAAAAAAAAAA size (she gets her "bras" from the girls' section - training bras!), and so she has a tough time getting blouses period, because usually you need somewhat of a chest for certain styles to look right (like a deep V neck or those wrap-around types). But she stopped caring a while ago =)
/end rant on boob sizes.
I never have to worry about my boobs. They don't really hang. They are just there.
Hahaha!! underSARAH, you made me laugh. hard.
I get this image in my head of some heated moment, clothes coming off, and then a guy saying "wait".. Then he turns around, grabs his fanny pack, unzips it and pulls out a sanitizing kit, full of alcohol wipes, some antibacterial serum, and some steril cotton swabs.. Then he turns towards the chick with his face covered in a surgical mask..
HA! Oh boy.. That would be hillarious.
:-D
Even funnier with the British meaning of 'fanny'. :D
my thoughts EXACTLY. I pissed myself laughing when I saw the 'fanny pack' bit!
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