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Penises and Vaginas: The Pole

Pole was spelled that way purposely.  We're talking about penises and vaginas so I have to give you some form of phallic imagery.  For some vaginal imagery, I will say upside down triangle and wet spongy W.

ETA: Also, you can pick as many options as you want.

Having a penis is so fucking awesome. Vaginas scare me and I want no part in them whatsoever

don't be skeered

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an atheist firmly believes there is no 'higher power' an agnostic acknowledges they don't know either way, in other words, they're willing to believe if they get an affirmation.

Steven Colbert says that an agnostic is just an atheist without balls.  :D Silly.

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I saw a hot vid of a FTM transman, very large clit that looked like a penis.....best of both words..........

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I saw a hot vid of a FTM transman, very large clit that looked like a penis.....best of both words..........

that man who got pregnant said he could have penis(in this case clitoris)/vagina sex with his wife after however long he was on testosterone and whatever else.

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I have a vag.  No desire for a penis.  As I quoted during my performance in the Vagina Monologues "who needs a handgun when you've got a semi-automatic".  It was complete with hand motions. FYI.

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Hahaha!! underSARAH, you made me laugh. hard.

I get this image in my head of some heated moment, clothes coming off, and then a guy saying "wait".. Then he turns around, grabs his fanny pack, unzips it and pulls out a sanitizing kit, full of alcohol wipes, some antibacterial serum, and some steril cotton swabs.. Then he turns towards the chick with his face covered in a surgical mask..

HA! Oh boy.. That would be hillarious.

:-D

I had a friend who was "in the moment" with her boyfriend once and he reached over, grabbed the lube and was putting it on.....only to find out it was hand sanitizer.  :>

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assuming this was in bed... who keeps hand sanitizer there?!

oh dear me...

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assuming this was in bed... who keeps hand sanitizer there?!

oh dear me...

Lol, both bottles were right next to each other on the stand next to her bed.

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can i just have transforming powers so i can be penis-y at will?

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