Posted by faunablues on May 15, 2009 · Member since Aug 2003 · 9655 posts
Discuss.
(female and male)
Posted by _algae_ on May 19, 2009 · Member since Aug 2006 · 2268 posts
A few years later I got a dildo. An ex of mine bought it for me, actually, which made it really weird. I used the dildo while he touched me and it was actually pretty hot. I don't really use it on my own though.
My ex bought me my first one too. We were actually already broken up, but were still occasionally sleeping together. Anyway, one night, he was giving me some personal attention ^-^ and I noticed something different. Ha. Anyway, (similar to algae's experience) it turned out to be pretty hot. It also turned out to be the last time we slept together (which is apparently why he bought me the vibrator ::))
Oh yes, we were broken up as well. We weren't sleeping together though... it was a very weird situation and I won't go into the details... That was very considerate of him to get you the vibrator since he wouldn't be there anymore! aw! good story.
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Posted by propinecone on May 19, 2009 · Member since May 2007 · 2842 posts
A few years later I got a dildo. An ex of mine bought it for me, actually, which made it really weird. I used the dildo while he touched me and it was actually pretty hot. I don't really use it on my own though.
My ex bought me my first one too. We were actually already broken up, but were still occasionally sleeping together. Anyway, one night, he was giving me some personal attention ^-^ and I noticed something different. Ha. Anyway, (similar to algae's experience) it turned out to be pretty hot. It also turned out to be the last time we slept together (which is apparently why he bought me the vibrator ::))
Oh yes, we were broken up as well. We weren't sleeping together though... it was a very weird situation and I won't go into the details... That was very considerate of him to get you the vibrator since he wouldn't be there anymore! aw! good story.
that's so weird to me! an ex buying that for you? did he think that's all he was good for in the first place so he felt he'd replace it for you? i know for a fact none of my exes were thinking of buying me a vibe as a parting gift when we went our separate ways..
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Posted by _algae_ on May 19, 2009 · Member since Aug 2006 · 2268 posts
that's all they're ever really good for.
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Posted by KissMeKate on May 19, 2009 · Member since Aug 2007 · 7322 posts
haha, that is so bizarre. oh dear.
i still dont get the vibrator as a gift from a guy in terms of what the guy is thinking. i guess they just figure its something to make their lady feel good. but honestly, i wouldnt have the urge to by a man a fleshlight or something! id be like, here, i already have one of those! i guess none of the guys ive dated really cared for/about toys. well, i know GC did (haha, remember GC? those were the good old days), but i didnt stick around with him long enough to try that.
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Posted by KissMeKate on May 19, 2009 · Member since Aug 2007 · 7322 posts
that's all they're ever really good for.
Ooooh, burn!
CK or camillus, come defend yourselves....
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Posted by _algae_ on May 19, 2009 · Member since Aug 2006 · 2268 posts
that's all they're ever really good for.
Ooooh, burn!
CK or camillus, come defend yourselves....
haha i'm just being bitter at the moment. I don't really believe it.
haha, that is so bizarre. oh dear.
i still dont get the vibrator as a gift from a guy in terms of what the guy is thinking. i guess they just figure its something to make their lady feel good. but honestly, i wouldnt have the urge to by a man a fleshlight or something! id be like, here, i already have one of those! i guess none of the guys ive dated really cared for/about toys. well, i know GC did (haha, remember GC? those were the good old days), but i didnt stick around with him long enough to try that.
okay okay. so's here's what he was thinking: he wanted pictures! :-[
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Posted by propinecone on May 19, 2009 · Member since May 2007 · 2842 posts
i wouldve directed him to one of the - gee, it's gotta be hundreds! of porno sites all over the internet...
who thinks their ex would be willing to send them dirty pics of themselves post-breakup? usually that's the time when you're fighting to get the ones you took during the relationship back. im glad youre not with that guy anymore. what a nut.
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Posted by Camillus on May 20, 2009 · Member since May 2007 · 1009 posts
that's all they're ever really good for.
Ooooh, burn!
CK or camillus, come defend yourselves....
It's nice to be good for something. ;)b
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Posted by Charbot Kimzoid on May 20, 2009 · Member since Feb 2008 · 3769 posts
that's all they're ever really good for.
Ooooh, burn!
CK or camillus, come defend yourselves....
It's nice to be good for something. ;)b
LOLZ!
Regarding dudes buying toys for their ladies, I am eventually going to get one for Katie. I've wanted to get her one for a while, but I seem to be short on cash whenever I think about it. Maybe I will get her one for christmas and let her open it in front of everybody... :-D ::)
The reason I want to get her one is because I know it would feel good. I'm not opposed to using it during sweet loving and / or oral sex and I'm not insecure and won't worry about a toy outperforming me or anything. I just know that it will be a different thing altogether. That, or I'm just a cool dude.
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Posted by KissMeKate on May 20, 2009 · Member since Aug 2007 · 7322 posts
i wouldve directed him to one of the - gee, it's gotta be hundreds! of porno sites all over the internet...
Ha! ;D
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Posted by humboldt_honey on May 20, 2009 · Member since Feb 2007 · 12529 posts
ck, you're already a cool dude. That just seals it. Confidence is sexy.
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Posted by Camillus on May 20, 2009 · Member since May 2007 · 1009 posts
Regarding dudes buying toys for their ladies, I am eventually going to get one for Katie. I've wanted to get her one for a while, but I seem to be short on cash whenever I think about it. Maybe I will get her one for christmas and let her open it in front of everybody... :-D ::)
The reason I want to get her one is because I know it would feel good. I'm not opposed to using it during sweet loving and / or oral sex and I'm not insecure and won't worry about a toy outperforming me or anything. I just know that it will be a different thing altogether. That, or I'm just a cool dude.
Same.
I've never bought toys for a partner, but I plan to when I have one to buy for... it just seems like fun. Wait, that was quite intuitive of me, "toys seem like fun."
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Posted by underSARAH on May 20, 2009 · Member since Jan 2008 · 6499 posts
Mine were bought by my boyfriend at the time. It was before we had even had sex too. haha. I think a week later he came up to me like, "do i have to take those from you? Because i do have something similar that doesnt require batteries" Hah. He would have times where he would take them or threaten to. silly boy.
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Posted by Camillus on May 20, 2009 · Member since May 2007 · 1009 posts
I now have a new nickname for BP's friend! Thumpy! Figure out if it works for tonight! :jamming:
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Posted by Charbot Kimzoid on May 20, 2009 · Member since Feb 2008 · 3769 posts
I now have a new nickname for BP's friend! Thumpy! Figure out if it works for tonight! :jamming:
Or Thumper...then she could get "twitterpated". :D >:D :P
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Posted by Camillus on May 20, 2009 · Member since May 2007 · 1009 posts
No worries, even I'm not that awkward... besides, telling my dirty little secrets may inadvertantly help me. :P
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Posted by stillflat9 on May 20, 2009 · Member since Jul 2006 · 464 posts
Hmmm... I have only ever had one vibrator ever. I wasn't so into it. It was this super cheap little thing that vibrated way too much for me. I am thinking about getting something more insertible these days. I've never had a G-spot orgasm and I am totally intrigued. I looked up KMK's toy on Amazon and they have them for $50. Maybe I will try it out and see if it does the trick. Will report back!
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Posted by KissMeKate on May 20, 2009 · Member since Aug 2007 · 7322 posts
Hmmm... I have only ever had one vibrator ever. I wasn't so into it. It was this super cheap little thing that vibrated way too much for me. I am thinking about getting something more insertible these days. I've never had a G-spot orgasm and I am totally intrigued. I looked up KMK's toy on Amazon and they have them for $50. Maybe I will try it out and see if it does the trick. Will report back!
Yes! Do it.
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Posted by eric christian on Jun 03, 2009 · Member since Mar 2006 · 1501 posts
A few years later I got a dildo. An ex of mine bought it for me, actually, which made it really weird. I used the dildo while he touched me and it was actually pretty hot. I don't really use it on my own though.
My ex bought me my first one too. We were actually already broken up, but were still occasionally sleeping together. Anyway, one night, he was giving me some personal attention ^-^ and I noticed something different. Ha. Anyway, (similar to algae's experience) it turned out to be pretty hot. It also turned out to be the last time we slept together (which is apparently why he bought me the vibrator ::))
Oh yes, we were broken up as well. We weren't sleeping together though... it was a very weird situation and I won't go into the details...
That was very considerate of him to get you the vibrator since he wouldn't be there anymore! aw! good story.
A few years later I got a dildo. An ex of mine bought it for me, actually, which made it really weird. I used the dildo while he touched me and it was actually pretty hot. I don't really use it on my own though.
My ex bought me my first one too. We were actually already broken up, but were still occasionally sleeping together. Anyway, one night, he was giving me some personal attention ^-^ and I noticed something different. Ha. Anyway, (similar to algae's experience) it turned out to be pretty hot. It also turned out to be the last time we slept together (which is apparently why he bought me the vibrator ::))
Oh yes, we were broken up as well. We weren't sleeping together though... it was a very weird situation and I won't go into the details...
That was very considerate of him to get you the vibrator since he wouldn't be there anymore! aw! good story.
that's so weird to me! an ex buying that for you? did he think that's all he was good for in the first place so he felt he'd replace it for you? i know for a fact none of my exes were thinking of buying me a vibe as a parting gift when we went our separate ways..
that's all they're ever really good for.
haha, that is so bizarre. oh dear.
i still dont get the vibrator as a gift from a guy in terms of what the guy is thinking. i guess they just figure its something to make their lady feel good. but honestly, i wouldnt have the urge to by a man a fleshlight or something! id be like, here, i already have one of those! i guess none of the guys ive dated really cared for/about toys. well, i know GC did (haha, remember GC? those were the good old days), but i didnt stick around with him long enough to try that.
that's all they're ever really good for.
Ooooh, burn!
CK or camillus, come defend yourselves....
that's all they're ever really good for.
Ooooh, burn!
CK or camillus, come defend yourselves....
haha i'm just being bitter at the moment. I don't really believe it.
haha, that is so bizarre. oh dear.
i still dont get the vibrator as a gift from a guy in terms of what the guy is thinking. i guess they just figure its something to make their lady feel good. but honestly, i wouldnt have the urge to by a man a fleshlight or something! id be like, here, i already have one of those! i guess none of the guys ive dated really cared for/about toys. well, i know GC did (haha, remember GC? those were the good old days), but i didnt stick around with him long enough to try that.
okay okay. so's here's what he was thinking: he wanted pictures! :-[
i wouldve directed him to one of the - gee, it's gotta be hundreds! of porno sites all over the internet...
who thinks their ex would be willing to send them dirty pics of themselves post-breakup? usually that's the time when you're fighting to get the ones you took during the relationship back. im glad youre not with that guy anymore. what a nut.
that's all they're ever really good for.
Ooooh, burn!
CK or camillus, come defend yourselves....
It's nice to be good for something. ;)b
that's all they're ever really good for.
Ooooh, burn!
CK or camillus, come defend yourselves....
It's nice to be good for something. ;)b
LOLZ!
Regarding dudes buying toys for their ladies, I am eventually going to get one for Katie. I've wanted to get her one for a while, but I seem to be short on cash whenever I think about it. Maybe I will get her one for christmas and let her open it in front of everybody... :-D ::)
The reason I want to get her one is because I know it would feel good. I'm not opposed to using it during sweet loving and / or oral sex and I'm not insecure and won't worry about a toy outperforming me or anything. I just know that it will be a different thing altogether. That, or I'm just a cool dude.
i wouldve directed him to one of the - gee, it's gotta be hundreds! of porno sites all over the internet...
Ha! ;D
ck, you're already a cool dude. That just seals it. Confidence is sexy.
Regarding dudes buying toys for their ladies, I am eventually going to get one for Katie. I've wanted to get her one for a while, but I seem to be short on cash whenever I think about it. Maybe I will get her one for christmas and let her open it in front of everybody... :-D ::)
The reason I want to get her one is because I know it would feel good. I'm not opposed to using it during sweet loving and / or oral sex and I'm not insecure and won't worry about a toy outperforming me or anything. I just know that it will be a different thing altogether. That, or I'm just a cool dude.
Same.
I've never bought toys for a partner, but I plan to when I have one to buy for... it just seems like fun. Wait, that was quite intuitive of me, "toys seem like fun."
Mine were bought by my boyfriend at the time. It was before we had even had sex too. haha. I think a week later he came up to me like, "do i have to take those from you? Because i do have something similar that doesnt require batteries" Hah. He would have times where he would take them or threaten to. silly boy.
I now have a new nickname for BP's friend! Thumpy!
Figure out if it works for tonight! :jamming:
I now have a new nickname for BP's friend! Thumpy!
Figure out if it works for tonight! :jamming:
Or Thumper...then she could get "twitterpated".
:D >:D :P
No worries, even I'm not that awkward... besides, telling my dirty little secrets may inadvertantly help me. :P
Hmmm... I have only ever had one vibrator ever. I wasn't so into it. It was this super cheap little thing that vibrated way too much for me. I am thinking about getting something more insertible these days. I've never had a G-spot orgasm and I am totally intrigued. I looked up KMK's toy on Amazon and they have them for $50. Maybe I will try it out and see if it does the trick. Will report back!
Hmmm... I have only ever had one vibrator ever. I wasn't so into it. It was this super cheap little thing that vibrated way too much for me. I am thinking about getting something more insertible these days. I've never had a G-spot orgasm and I am totally intrigued. I looked up KMK's toy on Amazon and they have them for $50. Maybe I will try it out and see if it does the trick. Will report back!
Yes! Do it.
A coin operated boy?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHpDGxCAzU4
I love that song!
FTR, I find this thread demoralizing to the boards.
wait....what?
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