A couple nights ago, me and my lovely wife were lying in bed after watching a movie.  She informs me that it is a bit warm in the apartment for her taste and asks that I turn the heat down.

I'm personally new to Vegweb, and I figured the best way to say "hi" is to get the awkwardness out of the way:  I like to sleep naked.  Also, we have a roommate who had a guest over.  A female one.  They were sleeping or doing something else that involved having the door closed, so I decided to stealthily sleek down the stairs, turn down the heat, and come back up.

I ran up the stairs, because I caught a glimpse of the mirror in the dark and I am deathly afraid of mirrors (you would be too if you had a face like this).  I stubbed my toe on the last stair and fell, almost face-first into the cat pan.

This would have resulted in my expressing disgust that I had landed face-first into the cat pan.  Also, that would have awakened roomie+guest, who would likely come to check it out, who would then express their disgust that I would have been naked covered in cat dung.

...Have a wonderful, safe Thanksgiving, all.  :)