All yesterday I was planning on posting this but kept getting sidetracked.  In the morning, my DH was eating a breakfast burrito concoction that he'd made. He was dressed to go out and run errands.  He was also dripping oil/grease from the burrito onto his shirt.  I pointed out to him that he was staining his shirt and that he needed to hold a plate under it to catch the drips.  He said, "Why don't you have to use a plate with what you're eating?"  My response, "Bananas don't drip."  Gotta love him!  :-D