hh sent me a book about feces.
Take note what can happen when you say this:
i would be ok with poopy gifts, as long as they're not literally poopy.
Bask in its glory:
http://www.amazon.com/Story-Little-Mole-Search-Whodunit/dp/081091641X/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1291930704&sr=8-2
Let me elaborate.
There was once a mole who woke up to having feces land on his head.
It went something like this:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_MbYeHpPpWCM/SZ7aeeh9ugI/AAAAAAAADBc/SPfdk_e2c7w/s1600/toupeiracoco002.jpg
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MbYeHpPpWCM/SZ7acy8OO8I/AAAAAAAADBU/SMpw_FtrzqQ/s400/toupeiracoco002b.jpg
(personally, I think it makes a fetching hat)
So the mole went around, asking the various animals if they are the guilty party.
They defend themselves by demonstrating that the appearance of their feces is different than his fecal chapeau.
For instance:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MbYeHpPpWCM/SZ7ZbUTzlOI/AAAAAAAADAU/AtVA6ETGCFI/s400/toupeiracoco006b.jpg
and
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MbYeHpPpWCM/SZ7Z5FcrGqI/AAAAAAAADAk/xmM3cYjltuk/s1600/toupeiracoco005b.jpg
After running through several animals and analyzing their excrement, the mole finally discovers that the culprit is a dog.
He exacts revenge by...
defecating on his head.
YUP.
As it turns out, they make a doll of this guy:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_MbYeHpPpWCM/SZ7ZZS7ZKuI/AAAAAAAADAE/dUdYqsG91uQ/s400/toupeiracoco.jpg
BEST. BOOK. EVER!!! : )
also, I love love love that little mole toy with the poop on his head!! He should come with a variety of other poop shapes for comparison ; )
Hahahaha, that is too awesome! I have a book on my wishlist about scat but I didn't know they made books like this!
;D
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
maybe it's for the young scatologists out there.
also, that rabbit is taking way too much pleasure in defecating.
maybe it's for the young scatologists out there.
;D It's funny you say that because I was looking for a good book on scat and almost all of the books were for children. I never knew kids were so fascinated with poo.
you... didn't know children were fascinated with poop?
"Everyone Poops"?
"The Gass We Pass"?
that one about the farting dog?
apparently babies will play with their feces if left unattended
just sayin'.
Ewwww! And I have no idea what those three things are that you mentioned.
http://www.amazon.com/Everyone-Poops-My-Body-Science/dp/192913214X/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1291933875&sr=8-1
http://www.amazon.com/Gas-We-Pass-Story-Farts/dp/0916291529/ref=pd_sim_b_1
this treasure includes vegetarian vs carnivorous animals, and that one is more flatulent while the other has smellier gas. YEP
http://www.amazon.com/Walter-Farting-Dog-William-Kotzwinkle/dp/1583940537/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1291933946&sr=1-1
a dog is at risk of going to the pound because of his unrelenting flatulence!
That is fucking awesome.
HAHAHAHA!!!! Are these books popular???
She showed me, and it's awesome! Since I looked at it on Amazon, I've since been given various Amazon recommendations for feces books.
Oh my freakin god... that's amazing!
I do have to ask though... why is the dog's poo yellow?
too much turmeric?
liver issues?
your questions are too deep for this book, theo.
Oh my gosh, I HAVE to get this book, lol!! :-D
It starts with an S and it ends with a T
it comes out of you and it comes out of me
I know what you're thinking but don't call it that
let's be scientific and call it SCAT
:-D I've never heard that before!
It starts with an S and it ends with a T
it comes out of you and it comes out of me
I know what you're thinking but don't call it that
let's be scientific and call it SCAT
LOL!!!
Love it, HH.
maybe it's for the young scatologists out there.
Scat, scatological etc. all have to do with poop. Eschatology, however ("say it with me! Esss cat-ology!"), is defined as "the branch of theology that is concerned with such final things as death and Last Judgment; Heaven and Hell", and loosely, the study of Biblical prophecy. In Spanish the two words are very, very similar. This sort of thing gives me the giggles. Not when I'm interpreting and get the wrong word, though. (Not out loud, anyway. Inside I am :-D.)
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