Open letters
Seeing as we've got confessions and problems and issues springing up in threads all over the shop, I thought it might be interesting to have an open letter thread. Cathartic, perhaps. From your mother ruining your wedding, to your boyfriend who can't stop peeing on the toilet seat, or even that guy on the bus who kept making that annoying noise with his mouth, get it out here.
I'll get the ball rolling.
To my dear darling boyfriend,
Just because you are technically 'clean' when you come out the shower, it doesn't mean that I am okay with using the same towel you've been rubbing all over yourself for a month. I know you have others. I bought you two myself. Drag them out from the murky depths of the laundry basket, wash them and allow me the temporary use of a clean one.
Love, Cat
Dear US Customs and Border Control,
Please stop being numbskulls for pk. We want him to make it to his culinary school so that when we visit his treehouse he can make us good eats.
KThnx.
Dear Rain-
Why did you have to ruin my mountain hiking trip today? I mean, I appreciate the moisture and the cooler temps but really....I was looking forward to hiking to my hearts content!
PB
Oh, and ps- so it rained all day in the mountains but not at my house??!! Therefore I had to water flowers myself when obviously you had the potencial to take care of the job for me. I mean really, don't you think you owed it to me after ruining my mountain day-o-fun????
Dear PB,
Beggars cannot be choosers.
-Mother Nature
;)
Dear bp,
On behalf of all of your students, I think they'd agree to the 100%.
Signed,
The Breakfast Club
Dear AC's hiccups (this is also to you, thoracic diaphragm),
Why? Why have you been with me so frequently since I was in the womb? My mom complained of you, and I've had to live with you just about every week. I know how to get rid of you pretty quickly, but I wish you would just stay away on your own will. If I thought you were good for something, I might not complain. Please explain yourself.
-Me
Dear PB,
Beggars cannot be choosers.
-Mother Nature
;)
Dear Mother Nature-
Despite sabatoging my day-o-hiking madness in the mountains... you did provide some nice picture opportunities....
PB
Dear body,
Thank you for behaving this weekend. it is much appreciated.
Do it again. Doo it!!
signed,
your inhabitant
Nice pics, pb!
dear colorado,
how could i have forgotten how mind-blowingly beautiful you are?! please inhabit my heart with memories of your skyline.
love,
dink
Dear Montreal,
I am in love with you. I know it hurts you that I've thought of calling TO home, but you are my #1. Toronto just doesn't have your crisp blue winter skies, a mountain like Mont Royale, or old and awesome architecture like yours. It tears me apart that we're so far away. I will come to see you as soon as I can. Tu me manques,
Tino
Dear self,
How do you manage to fail at life on a daily, weekly, monthly, and annual basis?
Regretfully yours,
Self
Dear KMK
are you having a bad day? did AC tell you who we.....or actually I think you should like?
Lubi
Dear lubi,
I'm having a bad life. It's complicated. I'm just frustrated with/tired of something.
No, AC did not tell me! Who? I can't think of anyone.
Love,
KMK
Dear KMK,
Your new avatar makes me nervous.
Dear Boss,
Thank you for taking this week off but leaving me a few interesting things to work on. It's going to be awesome playing on vegweb & working at the same time without worrying about you sneaking up behind me. I hope you don't mind that when you caome hom I'll have changed my schedule again.
Dear KMK-
Spill your guts! Because from what I've read in posts you seem to totally have your shit together.
PB
dear colorado,
how could i have forgotten how mind-blowingly beautiful you are?! please inhabit my heart with memories of your skyline.
love,
dink
Dear Dink-
These two are pretty cool also! I do believe I will post a bunch of the pics I took yesterday in my 'Colorado' photo gallery.
PB
Dear lubi,
I'm having a bad life. It's complicated. I'm just frustrated with/tired of something.
No, AC did not tell me! Who? I can't think of anyone.
Love,
KMK
Dear KMK,
Please don't be so hard on yourself. I notice you are very kind to others, but you too deserve to be kind to yourself.
We're always are own toughest critics!
You can search throughout the entire universe for someone who is more deserving of your love and affection than you are yourself, and that person is not to be found anywhere. You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe deserve your love and affection. -Buddha
your fan,
pk
Dear US Customs and Border Control,
Please stop being numbskulls for pk. We want him to make it to his culinary school so that when we visit his treehouse he can make us good eats.
KThnx.
Yay, thanks Honey. I hope they heard you!
I'm in boulder now and it rox! I hope it works out.
Dear US Customs and Border Control,
Please stop being numbskulls for pk. We want him to make it to his culinary school so that when we visit his treehouse he can make us good eats.
KThnx.
I'm in boulder now and it rox! I hope it works out.
Lucky you, I love Boulder! You are now about 30 minutes away from me! Is this your first time in boulder?
Dear Cell Biology exam,
I am nervous about writing you tomorrow. Please go easy on me. I'm trying really hard to study well for you. TIA,
Clawing my way to the degree finish line
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Dear Dental Surgeon/gods of dental surgery,
please let my wisdom teeth removal go smoothly on Wednesday, so I can return to my regular life in time for DW's goodbye party and find a decent place to live for september. Also: I'd appreciate it if you didn't make me loopy enough to divulge my VW crush issues to the doc/my mom/etc when I wake up. thanks,
Tino
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