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Open letters

Seeing as we've got confessions and problems and issues springing up in threads all over the shop, I thought it might be interesting to have an open letter thread. Cathartic, perhaps. From your mother ruining your wedding, to your boyfriend who can't stop peeing on the toilet seat, or even that guy on the bus who kept making that annoying noise with his mouth, get it out here.

I'll get the ball rolling.

To my dear darling boyfriend,

Just because you are technically 'clean' when you come out the shower, it doesn't mean that I am okay with using the same towel you've been rubbing all over yourself for a month. I know you have others. I bought you two myself. Drag them out from the murky depths of the laundry basket, wash them and allow me the temporary use of a clean one.

Love, Cat

Dear bp and tino,

Is this the crush? I think so? I tried to be discreet, but :whatever:
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Dear THHF,

I think she means like in the next cubicle, at work.  ???

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Dear raton laveur,

I miss you! I say we put all the negative stuff behind us and be friends, cause I've never had a friend quite like you. With dreams of finger painting,

tino

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Dear bp,

I think you wrote the letter to your VW crush just to torture us who don't know who you're talking about.

-Pix

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Dear pompous ex-boyfriend,

I don't mind corresponding with you via email, especially when you whine about how your wife is mean to you, but please refrain from calling your cockerspaniel a "$250- a - pup - machine". This type of attitude pisses me off, and I cannot begin to explain how much. I know you don't have much respect for anything, but I was hoping you could stop bringing more creatures into a world where too many die just for being born. I hope my passive aggressive response makes you think about what you're doing.

You're still an ass. I know why I didn't date you long.

-Pix

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Dear THHF,

I think she means like in the next cubicle, at work.  ???

What she said.  (It was in response to purpledancer's letter.  :-\)

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gotcha. ;)b

I appreciate the no "duh" smilie.

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gotcha. ;)b

I appreciate the no "duh" smilie.

Awww... I didn't meant that as "no duh"... I meant it as more of "I dunno... I'm too vague and no one ends up getting me"!  :smileteeth:

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Dear bathroom,

I hope you get better soon.  It's been far too long since I was able to pay you a visit.

Regards,
Chuckles

PS - Would you prefer to be called Lou?

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:lol: CK

:lol: meaning I'm sorry. Wait. Is the bathroom ill, or your poop isn't flowin'?

Dear CK,

Will you be my VW male BFF?

Sorry other VW males who want to be my BFF.  ::)

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Dear AC,
Pffft!  Do you even need to ask?  Of course I'll be your (male) BFF! ;D 8-)
And to answer your other question, the toilet won't flush. :-\

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gotcha. ;)b

I appreciate the no "duh" smilie.

Awww... I didn't meant that as "no duh"... I meant it as more of "I dunno... I'm too vague and no one ends up getting me"!  :smileteeth:

I am totally blowing it.  I wasn't being sarcastic..I was truly glad that you didn't..because I sort of felt like I deserve one. 

Sarcasm is a tricky thing on message boards.  :)

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This is actually really  ;D b/c THHF meant that she was glad there wasn't a "duh" smiley posted.......VC was thinking THHF meant "no duh," like "no, duh!" the 90s saying.  ;D

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Dear AC

Please stop thinking so much.  It hurts my brain.

Love,
VC

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Dear VW-
I don't have a VW BFF yet...maybe some day!

PB

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Dear Chuckles
oh no, where can you drop your kids off at the pool????
Lubi

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This is actually really  ;D b/c THHF meant that she was glad there wasn't a "duh" smiley posted.......VC was thinking THHF meant "no duh," like "no, duh!" the 90s saying.  ;D

Wait.  I get it now.  I'm slow.  Good eye on the use of quotations, AC.  I changed THHF's " no "duh" " to " "no duh" ", changing the meaning entirely.  I'm tired now and my brain still hurts.  No wonder I hardly post.

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Dear vegwebbers,

The field is narrowed.  If vc is right, as acknowledged by bp:
1) it's an northeast coaster (approximately)
2) who posts food pictures
2a) that are impressive
3)  and who can't be (too much of) an old-timer if vc remembers that person's first food pic

It's none of my business, but I do like to play detective.

Helpfully  :P ,
hh

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dearest bp,

does that mean you're over me?  :'( :'(

signed,
your ex-not so secret vegweb crush

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I was just stalking Tino_bambino's page, and there is a pic just for you BP.....but you probably already know that :)>>>

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Dear Jewel,

Where you at?

Your stalker,
hh

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