slightly gross things you enjoy sharing with people
Posted by hespedal on Aug 24, 2008 · Member since Mar 2006 · 5259 posts
sometimes i find myself slightly grosser than the average population, i don't think it's very gross, but i get weird reactions out of people sometimes.
- i'm an 'if it's yellow let it mellow kind of person and sometimes i will see all this pee in the toilet and think "wtf, why has it been so long since i have pooped?" and realize that i pooped at work or summat.
- i think picking my nose is an enjoyable pass-time.
- sometimes i will brush my teeth and the toothbrush will be really red and i think that i cut my mouth from vigorous brushing but it's just tomato/strawberry/etc.
- i eat food off of the ground/questionable tables all of the time.
... please tell me gross things you enjoy sharing!
Ha!
List of people not to piss off:
base
GESC
little2ant
little2ant....
obviously nothing is too gross for me!!!! everytime I tell one of my friends about this thread they remind me of something else, making me realize just how gross I am!!
sssshhhhhhh!!!!
lub's realization reminded me of yet another one from my wild and crazy days....this time in college. Friends of mine and I were at a party at a house of bitchy girls we didn't know. they were the epitome of bitchy sorority college girls who thought they were better than us and were outright mean and condescending toward us (and we were so cool!). ::)
anyway, i went in the bathroom and peed into their listerine bottle and their shampoo bottle.
you couldn't even tell there was pee in either because of the yellow color they started with!
i came out the bathroom and then i didnt care how mean they were to us because i knew i had won.
>:D >:D >:D
i love that story.
Ha ha ha that's bloody excellent! Evil, but excellent! >:D
ok, here's another pee story(not as good as mop my piss motherfucker but anyway....)
after a night of heavy drinking in college, we went to wendys to eat. me and my friend both have to pee so we are racing to the bathroom and she gets to the toilet first. so I hop up on the sink and pee. when we go order our food, I tell the guy taking orders, "I just pissed in your sink!" ......he is like......ok, can I take your order, like he could care less.
deleted to protect my reputation :-D
Apparently another peson to not piss off would be my mother. She was mad at her high school band director (or someone in the band, I'm not entirely sure) so she made a large batch of brownies with chocolate laxatives in them the day they were taking a long bus trip. She passed them out to the entire band. I laugh every time I think about it because....well, it's my mom.
Apparently another peson to not piss off would be my mother. She was mad at her high school band director (or someone in the band, I'm not entirely sure) so she made a large batch of brownies with chocolate laxatives in them the day they were taking a long bus trip. She passed them out to the entire band. I laugh every time I think about it because....well, it's my mom.
wow! i will have to warn my dh about that one! she could have been suspending for "drugging" people up if she was caught!
I can't believe I did not think of this until now. 7 or 8 years ago I used to work at a summer camp. During opening campfire, the counselors would do skits to introduce themselves to the campers. The best one was when someone would play background guitar music and then 4-5 different counselors would take turns miming getting up and going through a morning routine (getting dressed, combing hair, and then brushing teeth). All the props were imaginary except the toothbrush, toothpaste, and a glass of water. Everyone would use the same glass of water to brush their teeth, swish, and spit, so that by the time the last person got up, there was 4 people's toothpaste-water-spit mixed up in the glass. Then, instead of toothbrushing, the last person would drink the water. I did that a time or two. It gave you ultimate coolest-counselor rights for an entire week!
wow! i will have to warn my dh about that one! she could have been suspending for "drugging" people up if she was caught!
Do you think so? It would have been 20 years ago. Maybe.
Apparently another peson to not piss off would be my mother. She was mad at her high school band director (or someone in the band, I'm not entirely sure) so she made a large batch of brownies with chocolate laxatives in them the day they were taking a long bus trip. She passed them out to the entire band. I laugh every time I think about it because....well, it's my mom.
I knew a few girls in middle school that did that and fed them to everyone of our friends...I was like, you little shits!! I didn't eat them though. I was vegan by then 8)
I have one....it's quite freakish.
I had a boyfriend who liked (sexually) to drink my pee...from my body. I could very rarely get it to come out on command, though.
I have one....it's quite freakish.
I had a boyfriend who liked (sexually) to drink my pee...from my body. I could very rarely get it to come out on command, though.
Ach!
I mean, whatever floats your boat.
And in this case, that would be urine.
at least it's sterile.
probably not very tasty though.
Ok, all of my gross stories have been deleted to protect my pure and innocent reputation. If you missed them, sorry...you can at least still think I am wholesome (propinecone).
(I just didn't want my relatives reading that crap!) :-X :-X :-X
Ok, all of my gross stories have been deleted to protect my pure and innocent reputation. If you missed them, sorry...you can at least still think I am wholesome (propinecone).
(I just didn't want my relatives reading that crap!) :-X :-X :-X
It's okay, l2a, we know you're still the secret queen of gross. ;)b
i wonder if vegan pee tastes better than omni pee..... ???
it does ;D
by request, here's the bruise coming in from my fall. It's soo deep but it's starting to show its true colors. It may not look bad but it hurts like no other and is resulting in me to limp! I had to take a pic in the mirror so maybe it's not showing up too well.
It's PK's leggggzzzzzzzzzz!
scandalous!
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