slightly gross things you enjoy sharing with people
Posted by hespedal on Aug 24, 2008 · Member since Mar 2006 · 5259 posts
sometimes i find myself slightly grosser than the average population, i don't think it's very gross, but i get weird reactions out of people sometimes.
- i'm an 'if it's yellow let it mellow kind of person and sometimes i will see all this pee in the toilet and think "wtf, why has it been so long since i have pooped?" and realize that i pooped at work or summat.
- i think picking my nose is an enjoyable pass-time.
- sometimes i will brush my teeth and the toothbrush will be really red and i think that i cut my mouth from vigorous brushing but it's just tomato/strawberry/etc.
- i eat food off of the ground/questionable tables all of the time.
... please tell me gross things you enjoy sharing!
crap...I missed l2a grossness. :-[
Ok, all of my gross stories have been deleted to protect my pure and innocent reputation. If you missed them, sorry...you can at least still think I am wholesome (propinecone).
(I just didn't want my relatives reading that crap!) :-X :-X :-X
it's too late... i now know the dirty truths.
and pk - that bruise is nothing! i had the worst bruise from a dancing fall that when i showed ppl they gasped. i'll have to find it.. seriously ive never seen such a nasty bruise.. and all from a dancing mis-step. k, now i gotta go find it.
crap...I missed l2a grossness. :-[
damn....and it was really good! :-D
You skin looks traumatized still. I bet when the bruise comes in fully it will be a beaut. How bad is the limping?
(We got pk on the gross thread!)
I bet he didn't read all of our grossness though!!
You skin looks traumatized still. I bet when the bruise comes in fully it will be a beaut. How bad is the limping?
(We got pk on the gross thread!)
You're right, it's such a deep bruise it's still coming out. Today it's even more vibrant. The problem is it's on my main muscle there so any bending of the leg etc hurts a ton. I'm getting used to it now though but my entire body in general feels like it's 90+.
You did get me here but I have not dared to venture into posts before mine :)>>>
found it - now THIS is a bruise.. (and yes, thats also a good portion of my ass)
this thing was bigger than my hand and the shape of australia. it looked this bad the morning after the fall. it was dark purple and swollen and had crazy lines through it, i couldnt sit or sleep on that side and eventually it turned a nasty green-yellow color. someone that saw it (cus i was showing everyone since id never seen anything like it) told me about some football player that had such a deep bruise on his leg that the muscle ended up dying and they had to remove it. i was so scared that id have to get part of my ass removed! thankfully, it healed up eventually.
found it - now THIS is a bruise.. (and yes, thats also a good portion of my ass)
this thing was bigger than my hand and the shape of australia. it looked this bad the morning after the fall. it was dark purple and swollen and had crazy lines through it, i couldnt sit or sleep on that side and eventually it turned a nasty green-yellow color. someone that saw it (cus i was showing everyone since id never seen anything like it) told me about some football player that had such a deep bruise on his leg that the muscle ended up dying and they had to remove it. i was so scared that id have to get part of my ass removed! thankfully, it healed up eventually.
Holy shit!!!!
:o :o
damn, what did you fall on? a spike?
:wow: Even I've never had a bruise like that.........that I can recall. 8-)
Wow, I thought my husbands was bad. He had a bruise just like that, other butt cheek though, but his was smaller. It got so dark and really weird looking and kept spreading for days. Ever day he would ask me to ckeck his butt. ;D I would post a picture of his ass but he would probaly kill me. ::) I wonder if that area bruises worse then other places...because his looked exactly like yours. It hurt really bad and for quite a long time. I have to show him your picture when he gets home...he was pretty impressed with his you know and yours is even bigger ;)b
I just realized that I haven't posted anything here yet...
:hrmm:
When I was younger, I used to hold my little sister down and show her my loogies (<---sp?) for some reason. Like, have them hovering over her face. Not too sure why I would do that, though.
Hahaha, back in the days of my old band (Strength Inside), we used to hang out at the drummer's house after practice. On one of these particular nights, they all decided to get drunk. Anyway, they all started complaining about how hungry they were and asked me to take them to get them food. So, I agreed. I took my friend's (Josh) car, and he and another friend (Mark) tagged along. As soon as we left out of the neighborhood, I started driving on the wrong side of the road on purpose. You know, just goofing off. I kept doing it for a minute after Mark started freaking out because he thought we were gonna get in an accident even though NO ONE else was driving on this road.
We went to a gas station and to Krystal, and I kept saying stuff like "Mark, don't act up, there's a cop over there, and you'll go to jail". You know, just to keep messing with him.
On the way back to our friend's house, Mark started telling me that I needed to pull over. Repeatedly, and more frantically. He suddenly starts blowing chunks all over the place. I pulled over in a library and Mark puked EVERYWHERE. It took Josh a few months to get the smell out. Hahaha, Mark took a shower later on that night and came out in nothing, still dripping with water asking for a towel. Hahaha, we said he was 'glistening at the top of the stairs' and that is still an inside joke to this day.
I have multiple puke stories if anyone is interested...
I had a cyst rupture on my back and it was one of the grossest things that I have ever seen. It looked like V8 juice. Ugh.
I've also stepped in human shit. Ask me how.
Oh come on....how?
ps..you are seriously full of grossness ;D
Once upon a time, I worked for Regal Cinemas as an assistant manager.
I had been "hanging out" (just some making out) with a girl earlier in the day, so I brought my uniform in and changed in the bathroom at the theatre. The whole time I was changing, I could smell doodoo, but no one was in the bathroom doing the deed and the toilet was clean. "Strange" I thought. Anyway, I continue putting on my shirt. I started to put on my pants when I noticed something stuck to the bottom of my sock. Yep, you guessed it. A human terd (turd?), 3 inches long, about an inch wide. I was so mad! I came out of the bathroom, shoeless and sockless and yelled "I STEPPED IN HUMAN SHIT!!" and everyone lost it. I guess because it's not something you hear everyday. I complained about it for the rest of the night. I still can't fathom how someone could just miss the toilet.
I still can't fathom how someone could just miss the toilet.
ewww, that was my question. You are right that was very gross.
damn, what did you fall on? a spike?
yikes, thank god it wasnt a spike! it'd probably be less bruise/more giant bleeding puncture!
um, i was drunk. and dancing. and i slipped and landed on my ass. i remember when it happened that it didn't hurt too bad but thinking it'd probably leave a mark.. the next morning i touched it, felt that it was sore and puffy and then when i looked under the covers i actually gasped (just as pretty much everyone else did when i showed it to them.. i felt i had to share it cus it was so crazy and since i knew it was 0% sexy i didn't care about half-mooning them)
I haven't let it keep me down though! i still love me some drunk dancing!
I couldn't think of a real gross story from my own life (but I will) But here is the one some friends shared with me that tops my list.
Nearby where I live there is a number of hot springs, some commercial and some free. Well one of the free ones is usually populated by what we call "clothing optional" users. Everybody is naked in other words. Some of my male co-workers deciced to go up there after work one day and found some nice looking females already enjoying the pools. So they joined them and were having an relaxing soak when their new found friends said they needed to go. So after saying goodbye the two females climbed out of the pool and began walking to where they had left their clothes and other belonging. My buddies, of course, thought this would be a good chance to get a better look at the women so as they were giving them a close inspection they noticed that the one was having her period and the blood was flowing down her legs pretty freely. Maybe it is just a male thing but they were out of that pool in no time and washing off in a nearby creek.
Okay. So I've been having banana-kale smoothies for breakfast for a week. And it's turning my doodoo green. :-[ ::)
Once upon a time, I worked for Regal Cinemas as an assistant manager.
I had been "hanging out" (just some making out) with a girl earlier in the day, so I brought my uniform in and changed in the bathroom at the theatre. The whole time I was changing, I could smell doodoo, but no one was in the bathroom doing the deed and the toilet was clean. "Strange" I thought. Anyway, I continue putting on my shirt. I started to put on my pants when I noticed something stuck to the bottom of my sock. Yep, you guessed it. A human terd (turd?), 3 inches long, about an inch wide. I was so mad! I came out of the bathroom, shoeless and sockless and yelled "I STEPPED IN HUMAN SHIT!!" and everyone lost it. I guess because it's not something you hear everyday. I complained about it for the rest of the night. I still can't fathom how someone could just miss the toilet.
(sorry AC, i have to..) :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
it's your birthday, you can laugh if you want to..... ;)b
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