slightly gross things you enjoy sharing with people
Posted by hespedal on Aug 24, 2008 · Member since Mar 2006 · 5259 posts
sometimes i find myself slightly grosser than the average population, i don't think it's very gross, but i get weird reactions out of people sometimes.
- i'm an 'if it's yellow let it mellow kind of person and sometimes i will see all this pee in the toilet and think "wtf, why has it been so long since i have pooped?" and realize that i pooped at work or summat.
- i think picking my nose is an enjoyable pass-time.
- sometimes i will brush my teeth and the toothbrush will be really red and i think that i cut my mouth from vigorous brushing but it's just tomato/strawberry/etc.
- i eat food off of the ground/questionable tables all of the time.
... please tell me gross things you enjoy sharing!
cali....I had staples for my first c section and actually ended up with no scarring at all. i was told that staples scar less. i requested them for my second. im hoping i end up with no scar again!
the second dr. concurred too-that staples dont scar.
delted a gross thing about me!
I pick at EVERYTHING. And I like to look at my pores in the mirror and clean out the pores with tweezers. It's fun and it gets the junk outta there.
Speaking of gross things - today was my first day back at school and we had this meeting in the morning about a disease that is going around our town! Supposedly, its like pinkeye, but way way worse, and viral and it gets in some membrane surrounding your eye and you have to have minor surgery to get it out! And it takes 3-8 weeks to recover! One of our aides has it now. If we see ANY signs of pinkeye in our kids, we are supposed to send them home immediately and they can't come back until they have been cleared by a doctor.
This scares the crap out of me! I have a major fear of anything touching my eyes, so much so that it took me years to even learn to put in contacts and if I get this crud I will just die! Being a kindergarten teacher, I have no qualms about puke, boogers, or vomit, but this takes gross to an entierly new level, at least in my book.
shut up self!
I stole the term boom boom from secondbase! lol, andyes, you must look before wiping!!
sb- you just made me laugh sooo hard!
pp- yikes! switch to glasses for a while...
So, the other day my roommate was hogging the freakin' bathroom and I had to go boom boom. I got impatient and ended up pooing in a plastic bag in my backyard and throwing it away in our garbage can outside. Sometimes you just gotta go!
that is hilarious. in middle school (gosh i was bad in middle school) i used to poop outside just because. and get other people to do it too. it was usually in the woods at least
hahaha! you two crack me up!
While we're still talking about poo, I almost always inspect the toilet paper between wipes. I don't know why I do this, but it is most certainly a ritual.
While we're still talking about poo, I almost always inspect the toilet paper between wipes. I don't know why I do this, but it is most certainly a ritual.
doesn't everyone? isn't this how you decide when you are done wiping?
While we're still talking about poo, I almost always inspect the toilet paper between wipes. I don't know why I do this, but it is most certainly a ritual.
doesn't everyone? isn't this how you decide when you are done wiping?
I was talking about this with someone else and they were mortified. I thought I was just gross. I never told anyone about that again, until now.
I'm kind of weirded out that other people don't look at their poop/paper. I mean, do people just sit, poop, stand, no turning, and flush?? That's really odd. How do you know when to stop wiping (like Hesp said), if you don't look? I do know that SOME don't really have anything to wipe out (P says he doesn't even need to wipe...but I think does b/c I think he should...b/c it just all comes out and it's clean-weird). I wipe quite a bit.
sometimes i don't need to wipe. i feel accomplished after those poops... mostly i hafta, though. (also, how do you KNOW you don't need to wipe, everytime? every poop is different)
I dunno. I KNOW I always need to wipe.
Me too, AC.
I am drinking tea and burped just now, but had the cup to my mouth so I guess I "burped" through my nose. Is that possible? I let it out through my nose. :P
Yes of course I've had toenails fall off! only mine were my second toes because they are longer than my big toe & my sneaks were too small & they made my toes crunch down. And it was just from a 5K.
Smooch calls sex "boom boom"
eta: I used to get colds in my eyes, or some type of eye infection rather frequently and would get sent home from school because the teacher/nurse was afraid it was pink eye.
I am drinking tea and burped just now, but had the cup to my mouth so I guess I "burped" through my nose. Is that possible? I let it out through my nose. :P
I've done this. It usually happens like the one time a year when I'll have a few drinks of soda, and it's painful.
I had a toenail infection in both my big toes when I was younger, they both turned black and purple........I went to the doctor and got a prescription that was like $1000 or something, and they both fell off.
I am drinking tea and burped just now, but had the cup to my mouth so I guess I "burped" through my nose. Is that possible? I let it out through my nose. :P
I've done this. It usually happens like the one time a year when I'll have a few drinks of soda, and it's painful.
I had a toenail infection in both my big toes when I was younger, they both turned black and purple........I went to the doctor and got a prescription that was like $1000 or something, and they both fell off.
Both of your big toes fell off?
I've done this. It usually happens like the one time a year when I'll have a few drinks of soda, and it's painful.
I had a toenail infection in both my big toes when I was younger, they both turned black and purple........I went to the doctor and got a prescription that was like $1000 or something, and they both fell off.
Both of your big toes fell off?
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
>:( Yes.
Are you mocking me?! Oh, it's on missy
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