slightly gross things you enjoy sharing with people
Posted by hespedal on Aug 24, 2008 · Member since Mar 2006 · 5259 posts
sometimes i find myself slightly grosser than the average population, i don't think it's very gross, but i get weird reactions out of people sometimes.
- i'm an 'if it's yellow let it mellow kind of person and sometimes i will see all this pee in the toilet and think "wtf, why has it been so long since i have pooped?" and realize that i pooped at work or summat.
- i think picking my nose is an enjoyable pass-time.
- sometimes i will brush my teeth and the toothbrush will be really red and i think that i cut my mouth from vigorous brushing but it's just tomato/strawberry/etc.
- i eat food off of the ground/questionable tables all of the time.
... please tell me gross things you enjoy sharing!
Pinkerbell! I found out the name of the disgusting eye disease just for you: it is adenoconjunctivitis.
I have a gross period story if anyones interested! it's gross and funny
Fess up lubi!!
spill it lubi!
I have a gross period story if anyones interested! it's gross and funny
Stupid question! You're asking people on a board with TWO threads devoted to menstruation.
ok, don't read this if you are grossed out by periods........
back in college I was in the bathroom at school, on my period, I wiped and had one one of those clotty blood pieces(I know this is gross to even write!), I could tell it flew off the toilet paper, so I was looking everywhere for it. So, I come out of the stall and guess where my blood clot flew to? yep, it was stuck to the wall by the sinks and mirrors!! I couldn't really wipe it off the wall cause other people were washing their hands, so I just left it there.......
ok, don't read this if you are grossed out by periods........
back in college I was in the bathroom at school, on my period, I wiped and had one one of those clotty blood pieces(I know this is gross to even write!), I could tell it flew off the toilet paper, so I was looking everywhere for it. So, I come out of the stall and guess where my blood clot flew to? yep, it was stuck to the wall by the sinks and mirrors!! I couldn't really wipe it off the wall cause other people were washing their hands, so I just left it there.......
vegweb gold.
gone!
ok, got another!
but now its gone forever
I got my brother to eat my boogers once. He's 4 years older than me.
ok, don't read this if you are grossed out by periods........
back in college I was in the bathroom at school, on my period, I wiped and had one one of those clotty blood pieces(I know this is gross to even write!), I could tell it flew off the toilet paper, so I was looking everywhere for it. So, I come out of the stall and guess where my blood clot flew to? yep, it was stuck to the wall by the sinks and mirrors!! I couldn't really wipe it off the wall cause other people were washing their hands, so I just left it there.......
how is that even possible? you definitely win for most imaginative ( as if you tried to do that ;D)
I think it was like an under handed softball pitch! and you're right, I couldn't do that again if I tried!
:lol: Lubi! Were the people washing when it flew? Did they see?
hh, I hate those pokey poops.
this just reminded me of something I did that was gross.
I was in high school, at a bar underage drunk (as usual), getting hit on by old men (they were probably 23)
I always threw up when I drank (no ED, just couldn't handle me liquor). I was drinking something orange and very strong and it made me barf so I was doing it in the plastic cups at the bar.....it looked just like the drink before I drank it, so I left them there and one of the "old men" was drinking them and didn't even notice. I was just crakin up and telling everyone except him.
;)b
whoa. sick.
I'm still not grossed out.
LMAO entertained, tho'. Ziplock craps and clot flings. Y'all are awesome.
:lol: Lubi! Were the people washing when it flew? Did they see?
hh, I hate those pokey poops.
I'm not sure if they saw or not. no one said anything, and I didn't even notice til I was squirting handsoap out and saw it splattered on the wall
this just reminded me of something I did that was gross.
I was in high school, at a bar underage drunk (as usual), getting hit on by old men (they were probably 23)
I always threw up when I drank (no ED, just couldn't handle me liquor). I was drinking something orange and very strong and it made me barf so I was doing it in the plastic cups at the bar.....it looked just like the drink before I drank it, so I left them there and one of the "old men" was drinking them and didn't even notice. I was just crakin up and telling everyone except him.
;)b
you seem so sweet and wholesome in your pics! who woulda guessed you terrorized your siblings and sat by and let people drink vomit around you?? by the way - both of those stories are completely gross... ugh. funny, of course - but gross.
That's really funny, Lubi. I've splattered too...but not in public bathrooms. When I wore tampons...before I was careful..I would pull it out and the blood would fly! My diva actually squirted a li'l last night, too.
this is kinda lameee compared to everyone else's, but we're talking about the diva..
i dropped mine (not full thank god) on the bathroom floor here..and it rolled..into the next stall..not that far, but enough so that it was awkward when i had to reach under and retrieve it. sigh. i miss privacy.
i wish i had grosser things to share :(
tee hee! This is a fun thread to catch up on first thing in the morning. Sorry I can't think of a story to add.
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