slightly gross things you enjoy sharing with people
Posted by hespedal on Aug 24, 2008 · Member since Mar 2006 · 5259 posts
sometimes i find myself slightly grosser than the average population, i don't think it's very gross, but i get weird reactions out of people sometimes.
- i'm an 'if it's yellow let it mellow kind of person and sometimes i will see all this pee in the toilet and think "wtf, why has it been so long since i have pooped?" and realize that i pooped at work or summat.
- i think picking my nose is an enjoyable pass-time.
- sometimes i will brush my teeth and the toothbrush will be really red and i think that i cut my mouth from vigorous brushing but it's just tomato/strawberry/etc.
- i eat food off of the ground/questionable tables all of the time.
... please tell me gross things you enjoy sharing!
Gross/funny dog stories: A couple years ago I ran in this little local fun run type race with Dini and he decided to stop & poo during the race. No big deal, I brought a bag & scooped it up, but I also scooped a little stick that managed to punch a hole in the bag but I didn't realize it. By the end of the race I ended up with Dini poop on my shorts, my leg & my hand. Afterwards I was walking around asking everyone if they had tisues or anything. Finally a friend of mine says she has wet naps in the car. Her husband was also in the car and this was the first time I ever met him so he still refers to me as the girl who had dog poop all over her.
Molly is constantly picking things up off the ground and eating them. or just carrying them in her mouth. Smooch & I were walking the dogs off leash by this lake near our house and I see she grabbed something flat, it looked like a wad of wet leaves, she trots over to us all proud & we yell at her to drop it and she spits out....a flattened old dead fish! That was the grossest thing I've ever seen. It looked like someone caught a fish, it died, they left it on the ground & someone ran it over and the sun dried it out. and my dog tried to eat it.
I don't have any gross stories, not really. Another club I'm not a part of...
squirted a li'l last night, too.
::)
Ok Lubi, that is a great story!
I have tons of gross menstrual stories but typically I am the only one that it impacts so its rarely funny.
I remember waking up one dark morning, in the wee hours before dawn, realizing I had started my period sometime during the night and the pad I had put on just in case was in no way sufficient. I rolled out of bed and knees together walked the three steps to the computer chair plastic mat. I stood there in a large pool of blood unsure what to do next for a moment. Luckily my hubby used to use a towel to cover the back of his computer chair, which I had pushed aside to stand on the mat. So I whipped this old towel and wiped up my legs, feet, carpet and the mat slightly and again knees together walked to the bathroom.
When I finally got my keeper in, a pad on, legs washed and bloody clothes soaking in the tub I walked back into the bedroom. There was bloody footprints from the mat to the edge of the bed, no lie. I spent 30 minutes cleaning up best I could in the dark with only the hall light on. I seriously had a pool of blood on the mat along with a trail down the side of the bed and dribbles to the mat. I think I went through two big towels and three damp small hand towels to get the bulk of it cleaned up. And that is why I normally sleep on towels during my period!
Thats the gross part of the story. The sweet part is the fact that when I got home from work that day I planned on scrubbing the carpet but LB had already bought 3 types of cleaners and cleaned it all up. Wasn't that the sweetest thing for a husband to do? Especially one grossed out by periods.
Cali, that's :( and :)>>>
I've had many period overflow nights..(not like that, of course!)
oh Cali, what a sweet husband you have! most guys get so freaked out. and man.....you have bad periods!!
I don't have any gross stories, not really. Another club I'm not a part of...
oh, I bet if you think real hard.......lol
OMG! I've been off for a few days, but this thread has made my day! I was srsly laughing loudly at sb and lubi!
I have to get in on this one. Here goes.
So, when I was in high school I had to pass a drug test for work but.. um...that wasn't gonna happen since I was a big pothead back then. So in the girls bathroom I convinced this preppy cheerleader girl to piss in a measuring cup for me...I carried her pee around with me all day in one of those old film plastic cases. I knew it had to be warm for the test so during the last study hall of the day I snuck into the teacher's lounge and heated the pee in their microwave...of course I made it way too hot...and it boiled over into the microwave! You could smell it way down the hall...lol! I totally booked it out of there....luckily, I still had enough piss left to pass the drug test..success!
OMG! I've been off for a few days, but this thread has made my day! I was srsly laughing loudly at sb and lubi!
I have to get in on this one. Here goes.
So, when I was in high school I had to pass a drug test for work but.. um...that wasn't gonna happen since I was a big pothead back then. So in the girls bathroom I convinced this preppy cheerleader girl to piss in a measuring cup for me...I carried her pee around with me all day in one of those old film plastic cases. I knew it had to be warm for the test so during the last study hall of the day I snuck into the teacher's lounge and heated the pee in their microwave...of course I made it way too hot...and it boiled over into the microwave! You could smell it way down the hall...lol! I totally booked it out of there....luckily, I still had enough piss left to pass the drug test..success!
Hahahahaha, that's hilarious!
Wow VS, that is icky and too funny! haha microwaved pee.... hahahah
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:-D :-D :-D
*deep breath*
:-D :-D :-D
seriously, VS, L2A, everyone.....reading this thread will have been (will continue to be) the highlight of my day!
....I was going to come in to share the story of how my Diva cup failed me while I was at the movie theater watching The Dark Knight...but it's so lame now compared to all this.
Oh yeah, Ponycakes, that's totally happened to me once...and it was while I was in the process of wiping it out, so it still had blood globs on it as it rolled along the floor...and almost into the next stall which was, of course, occupied...
im so wholesome
Wow, I can't believe I didn't see this thread for so long.
I call guilty on all counts of private nose-picking, infrequent laundry and zit-squeezing. I love to squick people out with my gory surgery stories (of which I have a disturbingly large arsenal), but my greatest feat was starting my period one night at my boyfriend's house and bleeding all over his leg.
He woke up and thought a nightmare he was having had come true. ;D
but my greatest feat was starting my period one night at my boyfriend's house and bleeding all over his leg.
He woke up and thought a nightmare he was having had come true. ;D
That is too funny! Poor guy. :-D
i just thought of something when i read lisaanddini's flattened fish story...
so when i was little (probably 5 or 6), my cousins and I would run around on my aunt's ranch all the time, where she had a bunch of pit bulls and other dogs that take big craps.
All of my cousins were older than me by 3-4 years, and were really....gross. One of them picked up a "rock" one time and made me smell it. I was like "Whoa, that's a stinky rock!!!".....yeah, rock SHMOCK. They told me later that it was a big piece of hardened dog poop. I was totally mortified that I put my nose anywhere near that thing, hahaha.
One of my uncles put a live cockroach that he found crawling around the kitchen one night during dinner into a bread roll once. He told my sister (who was 12 or 13) that he would pay her $10 if she ate it.......................and she did. O.O. I still have it on video somewhere.
One of my uncles put a live cockroach that he found crawling around the kitchen one night during dinner into a bread roll once. He told my sister (who was 12 or 13) that he would pay her $10 if she ate it.......................and she did. O.O. I still have it on video somewhere.
The things people will do for money.... :o
I love to pop pimples, I peel at my cuticles, and I pee in the shower (it's economical). That's about it, I think.
I love to pop pimples, I peel at my cuticles, and I pee in the shower (it's economical). That's about it, I think.
see......you are gross!!! lol :-D
I love to pop pimples, I peel at my cuticles, and I pee in the shower (it's economical). That's about it, I think.
oh my god!!!
i pee in the shower too!!!!! not here..but at home (: i thought i was the only one!! yay!
I thought everyone peed in the shower.
Sometimes I pee in the shower while the water is warming up. Like, I stand outside and pee into the shower.
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