slightly gross things you enjoy sharing with people
Posted by hespedal on Aug 24, 2008 · Member since Mar 2006 · 5259 posts
sometimes i find myself slightly grosser than the average population, i don't think it's very gross, but i get weird reactions out of people sometimes.
- i'm an 'if it's yellow let it mellow kind of person and sometimes i will see all this pee in the toilet and think "wtf, why has it been so long since i have pooped?" and realize that i pooped at work or summat.
- i think picking my nose is an enjoyable pass-time.
- sometimes i will brush my teeth and the toothbrush will be really red and i think that i cut my mouth from vigorous brushing but it's just tomato/strawberry/etc.
- i eat food off of the ground/questionable tables all of the time.
... please tell me gross things you enjoy sharing!
shelloid, that peeing story is great!
*still waiting for someone to call me out on the fact that drinking wine with dead fruit flies in it is not vegan.......*
It'd only be not vegan if you drank the fruit flies.
so I called my friend and told her I told you guys the story about the blackhead in the hamburger helper and she said, "um, it wasn't hamburger helper, it was a hamburger" my bad....
all I remember is how much care she put into wrapping it up to take home :D
i'm feeling all proud of my excellent peeing story ^-^
so I called my friend and told her I told you guys the story about the blackhead in the hamburger helper and she said, "um, it wasn't hamburger helper, it was a hamburger" my bad....
all I remember is how much care she put into wrapping it up to take home :D
hahaha! what did she put it in? I would think just a ziplock or somethin'.
As for sharing gross things...well, when I was younger my family went on vacation and I took a massive poo in the hotel toilet. It was so big that the toilet wouldn't flush it. It was one loooong solid mass. So I reached into the toilet and broke it apart with my hands. I still can't believe I did that.
Oh my gosh, I laughed so hard. You totally win.
I mean, what's the big deal? They're tiny. They're innocuous.
*still waiting for someone to call me out on the fact that drinking wine with dead fruit flies in it is not vegan.......*
So, they don't matter?!
Fine. NOT VEGAN.
I keep forgetting that I remembered a good story today at work, in the bathroom.
When I was still living in TX, we went to the mall, and I went to the bathroom to pee. I had eaten A LOT of asparagus that day and the night before, but didn't think about it. So, I peed...and didn't flush until after I had stood up, wiped, and my clothes were all closed up..you know the process...and then I smelled IT!! I mean...it was BAD asparapee. I was like, omg. So, I flushed...but it was lingering. I wondered if anyone else had smelled it. I mentioned it to P once I got out, and he laughed and said, "I heard some girls come out and say, 'and they say GUYS' pee STINKS!!!!'"
I was scared to eat asparagus for just a li'l while after that. Not long.
Not my personal grossness, but I was there:
I worked (I quit!) at Starbucks, and this last summer we had an incident... You see, we have a bathroom (open to customers), but it's just a single unisex bathroom. This being a coffee shop and all, sometimes that's not enough for the pee-every-five-minutes-and-drinks-lattes-even-though-lactose-intolerant customers. Well, apparently someone REALLY couldn't hold it.
Unfortunately I had to be informed by a customer, and of course I had to do something... So I dared look. There, plainly, in front of the bathroom, in front of a giant window to the street! was a liquidy mass of what could pass as partially digested chili or Indian food.
However, when you get trained at Starbucks, you don't get any help on these kinds of situations. Do I mop it? We only have one mop. I'd like to use bleach, but we don't have any. Well, in sum I just put up two "floor wet" signs blocking the view of customers and waited until the shift lead came back from lunch.
But I still have to wonder... how did the guilty party manage this? Wearing a skirt? How is it that we have no witnesses? And what the hell did they eat?
Someone brought up the term "squat & pop," but we decided that another term was more appropriate: "squat & squirt"
Oh my! I am impressed by all of the grossness that has been posted since I was last able to check on here (I moved on the 25th and only now have internet at my new place).
The story about peeing on the bench makes me scared to sit on any public benches now. I know they're already gross, but I try not to think about it too much. Now I won't be able to put the story out of my mind!
My spider bite is mostly healed now, so I can't really gross people out by showing it anymore, but I'm attaching a picture of it from about a week and a half ago. Not at its grossest, but it's what I've got.
oh my god. what kind of spider WAS that???? :o
Not my personal grossness, but I was there:
I worked (I quit!) at Starbucks, and this last summer we had an incident... You see, we have a bathroom (open to customers), but it's just a single unisex bathroom. This being a coffee shop and all, sometimes that's not enough for the pee-every-five-minutes-and-drinks-lattes-even-though-lactose-intolerant customers. Well, apparently someone REALLY couldn't hold it.
Unfortunately I had to be informed by a customer, and of course I had to do something... So I dared look. There, plainly, in front of the bathroom, in front of a giant window to the street! was a liquidy mass of what could pass as partially digested chili or Indian food.
However, when you get trained at Starbucks, you don't get any help on these kinds of situations. Do I mop it? We only have one mop. I'd like to use bleach, but we don't have any. Well, in sum I just put up two "floor wet" signs blocking the view of customers and waited until the shift lead came back from lunch.
But I still have to wonder... how did the guilty party manage this? Wearing a skirt? How is it that we have no witnesses? And what the hell did they eat?
Someone brought up the term "squat & pop," but we decided that another term was more appropriate: "squat & squirt"
if I had to clean that up, I would throw up all over the floor!
fb, I have a work poo story like that too.
I had a job at a movie theatre when I was 17 years old. It was probably my second week there and I was still the newest employee. It was a busy saturday during the heat of summer and I was on usher duty so any and all cleanup was my duty. My manager approaches me and says that a customer complained about the men's bathroom being filthy and that I was to clean it. I hurried over to get all my cleaning supplies and hustled on into the bathroom. I didn't see anything glaringly wrong upon entry, aside from maybe a few paper towels strewn across the floor. I proceeded to check each stall, and I still wasn't seeing the 'filth' this customer could have been talking about. Until I got to the last stall..... I open the door and, much to my dismay, disgust, and surprise, there is boom boom smeared across the walls in the stall, all over the toilet seat. And to top it off, there are grown-man tighty whiteys with a big ol' diarrhea splatter inside of the toilet. No toilet paper in sight, which only lead me to believe that the perpetrator had used their own hands in the act of smearing, after pooping in their underwear and discarding it right in the middle of the shitter.
I tried to get out of it, but my boss told me to 'suck it up' and gave me an extra pair of gloves. Worst day of my life.
Hahaha! (sorry to laugh at your misery) We've had a few incidents of smearing too, but not as bad as your story. But, the toilet paper was always stocked at the time. I think this is some weird fetish... I've heard that babies will smear their, er, stuff on walls and such if left alone with it (and no diaper), but this always seems to be adults.
someone pooped in the dressing room at a clothing store I used to work at. I wasn't there, but my coworker, who's as wierd as me, took a picture of the poop for me!
I just realized I have so many disgusting stories! here's another one. My friend Kim had a party many years ago. she comes out of the bathroom, and says, "who the fuck took a shit in my shower???? years later, a few of my friends were sitting around talking about old times, and my friend Tacy says, "remember when someone took a shit in Kim's shower?, well, it was me!" we were all like, why???? she said someone else was using the toilet so she was gonna pee in the shower and poop came out!!
ahahahahahaahahahaha, pooping in the shower. Now I've heard everything!
sssssshhhhhh!!!!
then when you would see them, you could say, "did someone just pee, cause I smell piss!!!" :-D
oh my god. what kind of spider WAS that???? :o
I have no idea. But it looked like that (and hurt like hell) probably because it got infected.
we never saw them again....maybe they died! ;D
thanks for responding....I thought maybe mine was so gross that I killed the thread and no one could respond.
:-\
gosh, i just thought of yet ANOTHER pee story. I might have had a pee-fetish or something! Will post later...
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