thievery!!
so i can't remember the i before e thing, hope i spelled that right. i mean, i before e, except after c... right? anyway, this is my story:
last night, after a lovely day of hanging out, walking around, watching movies, and cooking with my wonderful bf, he invited a few friends over. no biggie. 2 of them were guys that come over all the time and are cool and nice. the third is a guy that we're friends with, but doesn't really ever come over. so anyway, we're hanging out, blah blah blah and i end up going to bed. bf walks in awhile later and was like, 'did you take the toilet paper out of the bathroom?' umm..no. the toilet paper was completely missing. the roll was taken right off the holder, and it was our LAST ONE! this is all occuring at like 1-2 am, and i have to be at work at 9. i definitely need toilet paper in the morning. i was pissed! went on a rampage looking around the apartment on the crazy off chance that the kitties somehow managed to figure out how to manuver the tp roll holder and then drag it off and hide it (i was sleepy). the guys were like, 'whoa that's weird...' and the one who never comes over was like, 'i have some at my house if you want it...' umm..he had a backpack with him. and the other 2 guys come over all the time and nothing has EVER gone missing.
why would this guy steal our toilet paper, then offer to give us some from his house, and completely not fess up to taking it? i mean, it had to have been him.
so i tell bf that he needs to go to the store to get some. pronto. and went back to bed. i woke up around 3:30 am to him STILL asleep on the couch and the toilet paper STILL gone. so i woke him up and we proceeded to get in a big fight about how i was going to have to wake up extra early just to go to the store at like 6:30 am to buy TOILET PAPER because someone HE INVITED OVER stole it.
we were both pretty angry, in general.
anyway, so we went and got some because i was so mad i couldn't sleep. then i came home and was still so mad i couldn't sleep.
so i got like 2 hours of sleep last night over stolen toilet paper. not cool! should i confront the guy, or what? he's definitely not allowed back at our house. we have way too much crap sitting around that does not need to be stolen. i mean, i would care a lot less if it hadn't been the last roll and if i didn't have to get up and be at work in the morning. but such was not the case.
Dgaf - don't give a *uck :p
Just so everyone knows...I found the culprit.
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d8/ZBlaylock/db_beavis_cornholio1.gif
oh, cornholio. i had almost forgotten.
so, i just found something out last night that irked me, related to this situation. the reason i was so mad that night was because we didn't have any paper towels or napkins either. or tissues. or any soft-ish type of paper. normally i would not be above substituting those things. in fact, i think the entire time that i dated my bf before he moved in with me, i used takeout napkins for tp at his house, exclusively. so that wasn't the problem.
but then! last night we made a giant sammich for dinner and i was like, man i wish we had napkins... and bf was like, we have like a million napkins in the hall closet. what! he had put them there weeks ago and never told anyone (me). um, so why didn't he mention this in the middle of the tp crisis instead of actually letting me force him to go to the store at 4am?
that boy is soooo absent-minded.
ALP, if your BF used takeout napkins as a regular thing in his biffy when you were dating, how can you be surprised that he doesn't get bothered at the lack of TP? You were forewarned, I'd say, if the entire time you were dating he never once got real TP for his own house. ???
Now, as to why he put the napkins in the hall closet, as opposed to say....oh, on a wild guess, the kitchen?? That I couldn't tell you.
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