Vegan Poo
Posted by little2ant on Jul 20, 2008 · Member since Aug 2004 · 3055 posts
I know this has been discussed before, but I just have to say how amazing taking a vegan crap is. I swear I can sit, poop, wipe, and wash in under 60 seconds. and yes, my hands are clean!!!
Even when pregnant (and your are SUPPOSED to be constipated) I was still going 2-3 times per day with no problem.
After surgery where most people are blocked up for a week, I went on day 2!
One thing I miss is the quality readin' time in the jon. Now I don't even bother picking up a book or mag because I know there's no time!!! :D :D :D
both mine and dh's poop smells MUCH less....I can't remember the last time the house was wafting with shit smell from a messy poo. ok, I'll say it...my shit don't stink! :-D ::)
being vegan just has so many benefits. ::)
:)>>> <----- My feelings about this thread and my wonderful ability to poo!
Wow, this thread is...different. LOL
I guess I can thank my IBS for my lack of "vegan poo".
No matter what I eat, drink or how much I exercise, I'm never regular. It's so annoying. >:(
How funny is it that I'm jealous of people who have a regular "poo cycle"! :-D
hahaha I love the "my shit don't stink" statement... I say this all the time to my meat-eater boyfriend who leaves the bathroom smelling really unpleasant...
I am a really gassy girl, hahaha, but it NEVER smells... and no one believes me when I tell them that.
and yes, I do talk about my farts and poop... a lot. ;D
Bringing this thread back to life because of an observation. I've noticed that any time I eat greens (kale, collards, even spinach), I seem to poop it all out! I mean, it comes out...in pieces, and it makes my poop.....well, it just makes it seem like I've had a ton of fiber. It makes me feel like my body is saying..too...many...greens...
???
ha, AC I got well scared a few weeks ago, when one friday night I had green-ish blackish 'hairy' poo. Then I remembered that for that lunch time all I'd had was a massive portion of steamed kale and a massive portion of sauted spinach.
So I guess the colour wass from the iron in there and the 'hairs' were all the stemmy bits from the greens!
Ewwwwwwwwwww, shell. You are so gross. How dare you post about that.
TMI? - yeah whatever, you love it!
TMI? - yeah whatever, you love it!
Well, um, I loved it! :D
I took the biggest poop ever the other day... It was over a foot long and i am not exaggerating... flew right out... love me some vegan poops
My dog is vegan and he takes humongous poops. I laugh every time, and I run inside and tell my boyfriend how big it was, and he acts like it's gross (but he had better secretly love it). Oliver is 10 pounds, and I swear his poops are the same size as the big dog poops around town.
My dog is vegan and he takes humongous poops. I laugh every time, and I run inside and tell my boyfriend how big it was, and he acts like it's gross (but he had better secretly love it). Oliver is 10 pounds, and I swear his poops are the same size as the big dog poops around town.
God I know what you mean! I swear my dog Bella (a chihuahua) takes dumps the size of a big dog... vegan poo is magical for humans and dogs alike :)
:-D
This just made me laugh TOO TOO much.
My mom had to take Oliver out the other day, and she was shocked SHOCKED at how big his poop was. I told her it's because my dog is vegan and her dog is not.
LOLs... Vegan dogs rule!
ha, AC I got well scared a few weeks ago, when one friday night I had green-ish blackish 'hairy' poo. Then I remembered that for that lunch time all I'd had was a massive portion of steamed kale and a massive portion of sauted spinach.
So I guess the colour wass from the iron in there and the 'hairs' were all the stemmy bits from the greens!
lol @ this thread.
I started a vegetarian diet like two weeks ago (I'm transitioning to vegan slowly so don't yell at me lol) and I start every day with a smoothie that has a banana, strawberries, blackberries, raspberries, blueberries, peaches, olive oil, flax seeds, rice protein powder, oats, a big hand full of spinach and a big hand full of kale.....and the massive foot-long forest-green poops that followed scared me so badly that I had to call my friends dad that is a doctor to ask if it was normal haha. Also I should add that these poops occur at just below the speed of light lmao....that alone is motivation enough for me to follow this diet. And just think...I haven't even eliminated dairy from my diet yet haha.
yep.....that smoothie sounds like it would be amazing for poop!
If anyone is interested we've been having problems with our toilet and it wouldn't drain properly, so this weekend I went and did a massive poop and then it wouldn't drain.....so me and N had the pleasure of seeing it for the next day and a half! Nice!
Our toilet is now fixed.
ha!
sometimes when i have to poop right before I'm going somewhere I get panicked and think," i don't have time "(because for the first 27 years of my life, it took me a long while to properly poop!). it's only for a second and then i remember that i can poop, flush, wipe, and button in about 60 seconds.
:)
ha!
sometimes when i have to poop right before I'm going somewhere I get panicked and think," i don't have time "(because for the first 27 years of my life, it took me a long while to properly poop!). it's only for a second and then i remember that i can poop, flush, wipe, and button in about 60 seconds.
:)
jealous....I wish I could poop that fast....
ha!
sometimes when i have to poop right before I'm going somewhere I get panicked and think," i don't have time "(because for the first 27 years of my life, it took me a long while to properly poop!). it's only for a second and then i remember that i can poop, flush, wipe, and button in about 60 seconds.
:)
This. I don't want to share too much (who am I kidding, why else am I here?), but I've struggled with IBS and I sometimes have emergencies when I'm running. I run in a wooded area with trails, and occasionally I've had to use the forest as a restroom. But this is a busy running trail, and I am not the only one to use it. I thank the running gods that I'm vegan, because I can jump off the trail, squat, poo, wipe, and get back on my run in short enough time that I've never been caught. Lightning poo!
ha!
sometimes when i have to poop right before I'm going somewhere I get panicked and think," i don't have time "(because for the first 27 years of my life, it took me a long while to properly poop!). it's only for a second and then i remember that i can poop, flush, wipe, and button in about 60 seconds.
:)
This. I don't want to share too much (who am I kidding, why else am I here?), but I've struggled with IBS and I sometimes have emergencies when I'm running. I run in a wooded area with trails, and occasionally I've had to use the forest as a restroom. But this is a busy running trail, and I am not the only one to use it. I thank the running gods that I'm vegan, because I can jump off the trail, squat, poo, wipe, and get back on my run in short enough time that I've never been caught. Lightning poo!
ha ha, that's hilarious! I don't have IBS, but sometimes that would happen to me when I worked out. Man, I'd be sprinting into the woods as fast as I could.
I was talking to my boyfriend (omnivore, BIG eater) the other day and I had to go, so I went and came back out in under a minute and he was like, "didn't you have to poop?" and I told him that I'm vegan, therefore we vegans have the best poops ever. He looked at me funny and told me I'm poop obsessed...and that I talk about poop a lot with him. (which I was unaware of :-D ) Bragging to him about poop is one of my favorite things to do. :)
This thread is awesome, btw.
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