Definitions for 'Vegetarian'

Posted by Capture on Jul 13, 2009 · Member since Jul 2007 · 3981 posts

Courtesy of Urban Dictionary...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=vegetarian&defid=1834857

My favorite...

3. vegetarian

A secret underground society that takes pleasure in torturing fruits and vegetables.
They also are trying to monopolize the bottled water market.

The vegetarian continued peeling the banana, despite it's blood-curdling screams of pain and horror.

:-D

Posted by laurenlovesgoodies on Jul 13, 2009 · Member since Nov 2007 · 2936 posts

How about:

I'm not vegetarian because I love animals, I'm vegetarian because I hate plants! Muahahaha! >:D

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Posted by jessesmum on Jul 13, 2009 · Member since Mar 2006 · 1088 posts

:-D That hilarious

The vegetarian was forced to subsist on slower prey, such as the broccoli and carrot. ;D

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Posted by secondbase on Jul 14, 2009 · Member since Dec 2005 · 5540 posts

urbandictionary makes my life complete

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Posted by laurenlovesgoodies on Jul 14, 2009 · Member since Nov 2007 · 2936 posts

The vegetarian was forced to subsist on slower prey, such as the broccoli and carrot. ;D

LOL!

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Posted by Capture on Jul 14, 2009 · Member since Jul 2007 · 3981 posts

urbandictionary makes my life complete

Me too! I use it ALL the time while I'm working for kgb_ people ask for the craziest definitions! I can't even post some of the stuff that is on there! *lol* nasty stuff that makes me blanch!

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Posted by Storm on Jul 14, 2009 · Member since Sep 2006 · 4238 posts

I liked the concise definition:

A plant killer.

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Posted by Capture on Jul 14, 2009 · Member since Jul 2007 · 3981 posts

I liked the concise definition:

A plant killer.

Yep! that's me--I"m a serial plant killer--I love mutilating them too! Bwahahahaha I am so very, very EVIL!! Carrot juice drips from my lips and I am never happier than when I am sinking my claws into the skin of an orange and ripping it off!

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Posted by Storm on Jul 14, 2009 · Member since Sep 2006 · 4238 posts

http://bestsmileys.com/eek/7.gif

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Posted by hanashi on Jul 14, 2009 · Member since Nov 2007 · 2533 posts

Yep! that's me--I"m a cereal plant killer--I love mutilating them too! Bwahahahaha I am so very, very EVIL!! Carrot juice drips from my lips and I am never happier than when I am sinking my claws into the skin of an orange and ripping it off!

fixed it!

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Posted by Capture on Jul 14, 2009 · Member since Jul 2007 · 3981 posts

fixed it!

Haha Hanashi! Very funny--yes, yes I am a "Cereal killer"--actually not so much these days since I am on my Raw 40! But when I go back to cooked I'll be killing a few boxes of the dried flack variety!

*woot*

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Posted by rainbowdust919 on Jul 16, 2009 · Member since Nov 2004 · 1198 posts

There are a lot of definitions! And they are all pretty clever. ;)

I like the
Person 1: Why are vegetarians cruel?
Person2: Pigs and cows can run for their lives. Zucchini can't do shit.

wow. that's pretty cute. haha.

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