NVR~ 3 Word Story....
Posted by VestaTuran on Aug 07, 2007 · Member since May 2007 · 192 posts
:D
Okay, Ive never tried this on a topic board but here goes... sink or swim! :)
A couple of rules:
You can only add three words (anything you want!) and you cant go again until at least two other people have gone.
Copy, paste, and add... its easy.
It smelled like...
It smelled like nutritional yeast on top of some pizza. The texture was crunchy yet amazingly gooey and satisfying. I had seconds! Vegan nibbles--sweet.
Then, it happened. I turned around and saw the big hairy dude taking a slice, so I grabbed him by the skin of his knee. He screamed and started to run but I threw a slice of hot, steaming apple pie. He slipped and fell, crushing his left piggy toe. Thinking he was safe, he started to dance a jig wildly. Apparently, he majored in dance at the University of Danceterdam. While a great pole dancer he had rock hard pole himself that turns me on. Late one night he crept into a magenta thong, hoping she wouldn't miss her favorite thong he tried on while wet from the rain after washing the floor and he "accidentally" spilled soy milk all over my white tee.
Startled, I gasped, "What the heck, I took off my shirt the
It smelled like nutritional yeast on top of some pizza. The texture was crunchy yet amazingly gooey and satisfying. I had seconds! Vegan nibbles--sweet.
Then, it happened. I turned around and saw the big hairy dude taking a slice, so I grabbed him by the skin of his knee. He screamed and started to run but I threw a slice of hot, steaming apple pie. He slipped and fell, crushing his left piggy toe. Thinking he was safe, he started to dance a jig wildly. Apparently, he majored in dance at the University of Danceterdam. While a great pole dancer he had rock hard pole himself that turns me on. Late one night he crept into a magenta thong, hoping she wouldn't miss her favorite thong he tried on while wet from the rain after washing the floor and he "accidentally" spilled soy milk all over my white tee.
Startled, I gasped, "What the heck", I took off my shirt the way a stripper
ya'll forgot magenta thong made of silk! made of silk!
I know it's not vegan - but still!
It smelled like nutritional yeast on top of some pizza. The texture was crunchy yet amazingly gooey and satisfying. I had seconds! Vegan nibbles--sweet.
Then, it happened. I turned around and saw the big hairy dude taking a slice, so I grabbed him by the skin of his knee. He screamed and started to run but I threw a slice of hot, steaming apple pie. He slipped and fell, crushing his left piggy toe. Thinking he was safe, he started to dance a jig wildly. Apparently, he majored in dance at the University of Danceterdam. While a great pole dancer he had rock hard pole himself that turns me on. Late one night he crept into a magenta thong made of silk, hoping she wouldn't miss her favorite thong he tried on while wet from the rain after washing the floor and he "accidentally" spilled soy milk all over my white tee.
Startled, I gasped, "What the heck", I took off my shirt the way a stripper
(fixed it laurabs) ;)
It smelled like nutritional yeast on top of some pizza. The texture was crunchy yet amazingly gooey and satisfying. I had seconds! Vegan nibbles--sweet.
Then, it happened. I turned around and saw the big hairy dude taking a slice, so I grabbed him by the skin of his knee. He screamed and started to run but I threw a slice of hot, steaming apple pie. He slipped and fell, crushing his left piggy toe. Thinking he was safe, he started to dance a jig wildly. Apparently, he majored in dance at the University of Danceterdam. While a great pole dancer he had rock hard pole himself that turns me on. Late one night he crept into a magenta thong made of silk, hoping she wouldn't miss her favorite thong he tried on while wet from the rain after washing the floor and he "accidentally" spilled soy milk all over my white tee.
Startled, I gasped, "What the heck", I took off my shirt the way a stripper does while lightly sniffing the air
It smelled like nutritional yeast on top of some pizza. The texture was crunchy yet amazingly gooey and satisfying. I had seconds! Vegan nibbles--sweet.
Then, it happened. I turned around and saw the big hairy dude taking a slice, so I grabbed him by the skin of his knee. He screamed and started to run but I threw a slice of hot, steaming apple pie. He slipped and fell, crushing his left piggy toe. Thinking he was safe, he started to dance a jig wildly. Apparently, he majored in dance at the University of Danceterdam. While a great pole dancer he had rock hard pole himself that turns me on. Late one night he crept into a magenta thong made of silk, hoping she wouldn't miss her favorite thong he tried on while wet from the rain after washing the floor and he "accidentally" spilled soy milk all over my white tee.
Startled, I gasped, "What the heck", I took off my shirt the way a stripper does while lightly sniffing the air. It smelled awful.
It smelled like nutritional yeast on top of some pizza. The texture was crunchy yet amazingly gooey and satisfying. I had seconds! Vegan nibbles--sweet.
Then, it happened. I turned around and saw the big hairy dude taking a slice, so I grabbed him by the skin of his knee. He screamed and started to run but I threw a slice of hot, steaming apple pie. He slipped and fell, crushing his left piggy toe. Thinking he was safe, he started to dance a jig wildly. Apparently, he majored in dance at the University of Danceterdam. While a great pole dancer he had rock hard pole himself that turns me on. Late one night he crept into a magenta thong made of silk, hoping she wouldn't miss her favorite thong he tried on while wet from the rain after washing the floor and he "accidentally" spilled soy milk all over my white tee.
Startled, I gasped, "What the heck", I took off my shirt the way a stripper does while lightly sniffing the air. It smelled awful. But I liked
It smelled like nutritional yeast on top of some pizza. The texture was crunchy yet amazingly gooey and satisfying. I had seconds! Vegan nibbles--sweet.
Then, it happened. I turned around and saw the big hairy dude taking a slice, so I grabbed him by the skin of his knee. He screamed and started to run but I threw a slice of hot, steaming apple pie. He slipped and fell, crushing his left piggy toe. Thinking he was safe, he started to dance a jig wildly. Apparently, he majored in dance at the University of Danceterdam. While a great pole dancer he had rock hard pole himself that turns me on. Late one night he crept into a magenta thong made of silk, hoping she wouldn't miss her favorite thong he tried on while wet from the rain after washing the floor and he "accidentally" spilled soy milk all over my white tee.
Startled, I gasped, "What the heck", I took off my shirt the way a stripper does while lightly sniffing the air. It smelled awful. But I liked the feel of
It smelled like nutritional yeast on top of some pizza. The texture was crunchy yet amazingly gooey and satisfying. I had seconds! Vegan nibbles--sweet.
Then, it happened. I turned around and saw the big hairy dude taking a slice, so I grabbed him by the skin of his knee. He screamed and started to run but I threw a slice of hot, steaming apple pie. He slipped and fell, crushing his left piggy toe. Thinking he was safe, he started to dance a jig wildly. Apparently, he majored in dance at the University of Danceterdam. While a great pole dancer he had rock hard pole himself that turns me on. Late one night he crept into a magenta thong made of silk, hoping she wouldn't miss her favorite thong he tried on while wet from the rain after washing the floor and he "accidentally" spilled soy milk all over my white tee.
Startled, I gasped, "What the heck", I took off my shirt the way a stripper does while lightly sniffing the air. It smelled awful. But I liked the feel of his hard, hairy
It smelled like nutritional yeast on top of some pizza. The texture was crunchy yet amazingly gooey and satisfying. I had seconds! Vegan nibbles--sweet.
Then, it happened. I turned around and saw the big hairy dude taking a slice, so I grabbed him by the skin of his knee. He screamed and started to run but I threw a slice of hot, steaming apple pie. He slipped and fell, crushing his left piggy toe. Thinking he was safe, he started to dance a jig wildly. Apparently, he majored in dance at the University of Danceterdam. While a great pole dancer he had rock hard pole himself that turns me on. Late one night he crept into a magenta thong made of silk, hoping she wouldn't miss her favorite thong he tried on while wet from the rain after washing the floor and he "accidentally" spilled soy milk all over my white tee.
Startled, I gasped, "What the heck", I took off my shirt the way a stripper does while lightly sniffing the air. It smelled awful. But I liked the feel of his hard, hairy forehead on my
(Hey, knock it off, and_it_spoke! Hairy foreheads are NOT sexy!)
(heh, heh...)
(Why do you take such delight in my disappointment? ;) )
(Because satisfaction is the death of desire, and we've got a whole lot more story left to go! Do it for the fans, Tkitty96!)
It smelled like nutritional yeast on top of some pizza. The texture was crunchy yet amazingly gooey and satisfying. I had seconds! Vegan nibbles--sweet.
Then, it happened. I turned around and saw the big hairy dude taking a slice, so I grabbed him by the skin of his knee. He screamed and started to run but I threw a slice of hot, steaming apple pie. He slipped and fell, crushing his left piggy toe. Thinking he was safe, he started to dance a jig wildly. Apparently, he majored in dance at the University of Danceterdam. While a great pole dancer he had rock hard pole himself that turns me on. Late one night he crept into a magenta thong made of silk, hoping she wouldn't miss her favorite thong he tried on while wet from the rain after washing the floor and he "accidentally" spilled soy milk all over my white tee.
Startled, I gasped, "What the heck", I took off my shirt the way a stripper does while lightly sniffing the air. It smelled awful. But I liked the feel of his hard, hairy forehead on my hairy left testicle.
(Sigh. I hear what you're saying, but still. Can't a girl be satisfied a few times and still desire? Hmmm?)
(had to work in a left testicle for camillus)
(We'll take that question to the board... in the meantime...
jenniferhughes just made me laugh out loud. I hope no one at work asks why...)
( <snort> )
Okay, so the story is going astray. Is the "I" a man or woman? Is this told in 1st person, or in 3rd person point of view?
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