Open letters
Seeing as we've got confessions and problems and issues springing up in threads all over the shop, I thought it might be interesting to have an open letter thread. Cathartic, perhaps. From your mother ruining your wedding, to your boyfriend who can't stop peeing on the toilet seat, or even that guy on the bus who kept making that annoying noise with his mouth, get it out here.
I'll get the ball rolling.
To my dear darling boyfriend,
Just because you are technically 'clean' when you come out the shower, it doesn't mean that I am okay with using the same towel you've been rubbing all over yourself for a month. I know you have others. I bought you two myself. Drag them out from the murky depths of the laundry basket, wash them and allow me the temporary use of a clean one.
Love, Cat
dear tecate:
thank you for waiting for me, patiently chill, while i took that exam. let's totally hang out.
love,
q.b.
This is a beautiful letter.
thank you, s.b. it came from the heart.
dear tecate:
thank you for waiting for me, patiently chill, while i took that exam. let's totally hang out.
love,
q.b.
This is a beautiful letter.
thank you, s.b. it came from the heart.
i like the 'lets totally hang out' im waiting for my post mowing the lawn lonestar. mmm. cheep beer.
Dear mdvegan,
How do you like beets? How did you prepare them?
-AC
Dear Diet Coke,
We parted company because it just wasn't working out. Now, you come back into my life after all this time and I still feel the same love for you. Sometimes love isn't enough. I'd like you to start seeing someone else.
Your addicted soulmate,
Shaky
Dear Humboldt Honey, the only vegan honey for me :-*,
You don't need no Diet Coke! He's no good for you. Besides, I think he is cheating on you with Diet Dr. Pepper. You deserve so much more.
Love,
KMK
I always suspected Diet Coke was a social climber. A doctor! hmpf.
Dear Mother Nature,
I know you like you like to visit me every month but I'd appreciate it if you'd skip me the next few months. I don't like getting cramps, feeling like I'm going to throw up or having a splitting migraine. I hope you understand.
-S-
I always suspected Diet Coke was a social climber. A doctor! hmpf.
Dear hh,
That ^ was good. Additionally, does it bother you that I type "hh" instead of "HH"? I don't know why I started doing that, but I just don't feel like I can turn back.
-AC
Dear Mdvegan,
I tried roasting beets. They were a pain, and I could not discern whether they were indeed beets....or blood coated dirt chunks.
-AC
Dear :chicken: ,
I weas you. Thank you for being so sweas.
:)>>> ,
Weasiepea
Dear :sheep: and :chicken:,
Thank you for being the most sickeningly sweet couple I know. I get diabetes listening to just a few words of conversation between the two of you.
Love,
KMK
Dear :sheep: ,
I call myself hh.
Love,
:giraffe:
Dear hh,
I pretty much always call you HH. My bad.
Love,
KMK
Dear kmk,
I swing both ways.
Love,
:giraffe:
Dear KMK,
:lol:
-AC
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Dear KMK,
Mmmmmm. Contact diabetes.
-P
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Dear hh,
Yay! You fail, KMK. jk
hh, We knoowwwww you swing both ways. ;)
-AC
dear hh....
I hate to tell you on vegweb, but I have been spendng alot of time with diet coke myself........
I can't do an open relationship. I guess it really is over.
Dear hh,
I'm not supposed to tell you, but someone told me he REALLY has a crush on you. He REALLY wants to spend more time with you. I think he's been feeling really jealous because of your relationship with diet coke. Please don't tell anyone, but..Water LOVES you!
I always thought of water as female. Still sounds good. ^-^
Dear Guitar Hero III,
Please don't be so hard on level medium. I'm new at this.
-AC
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Dear AC's facebook/myspace friends,
Do you get tired of seeing the same food pictures posted on VW, fb, and myspace?
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Dear open letter thread,
Why are you so addicting?
I always thought of water as female. Still sounds good. ^-^
I really thought about doing he/she..but I thought that would take away from the humor (ousness?) of the letter.
dear family,
why do you have to be so crappy to stay with, even for 4 days? why don't you just come visit me some time?
-hannah
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