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slightly gross things you enjoy sharing with people

sometimes i find myself slightly grosser than the average population, i don't think it's very gross, but i get weird reactions out of people sometimes.

- i'm an 'if it's yellow let it mellow kind of person and sometimes i will see all this pee in the toilet and think "wtf, why has it been so long since i have pooped?" and realize that i pooped at work or summat.

- i think picking my nose is an enjoyable pass-time.

- sometimes i will brush my teeth and the toothbrush will be really red and i think that i cut my mouth from vigorous brushing but it's just tomato/strawberry/etc.

- i eat food off of the ground/questionable tables all of the time.

... please tell me gross things you enjoy sharing!

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cali....I had staples for my first c section and actually ended up with no scarring at all. i was told that staples scar less. i requested them for my second. im hoping i end up with no scar again!
the second dr. concurred too-that staples dont scar.

They say that staples scar less, but my scars show that is not the case for me.  The first one was smooth only the line.  The second stapled one has polka dots flanking it on both sides and oddly bunched areas.  It could just be my surgeon sucked with cosmetics though.

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They say that staples scar less, but my scars show that is not the case for me.  The first one was smooth only the line.  The second stapled one has polka dots flanking it on both sides and oddly bunched areas.  It could just be my surgeon sucked with cosmetics though.

I've got a scar about 14 inches long from my scoliosis surgery that starts on my front lower left side going diagonally up to the back upper left.  I had internal dissolving stiches (no external staples) so now I have this huge uneven scar that is almost 1/2 inch in places.  My skin is wierdly puckered from where the muscles were cut that looks a bit strange when I wear a bikini so now I pretty much stick to a one piece.  Not because the scar itself bothers me but because of how the skin bulges on one side and not the other.  There's also a 1 inch scar from where my chest tube was.  My sister thinks I should get a tattoo that is a needle and thread so it looks like someone sewed me there there including little blood droplets. 

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They say that staples scar less, but my scars show that is not the case for me.  The first one was smooth only the line.  The second stapled one has polka dots flanking it on both sides and oddly bunched areas.  It could just be my surgeon sucked with cosmetics though.

I've got a scar about 14 inches long from my scoliosis surgery that starts on my front lower left side going diagonally up to the back upper left.  I had internal dissolving stiches (no external staples) so now I have this huge uneven scar that is almost 1/2 inch in places.  My skin is wierdly puckered from where the muscles were cut that looks a bit strange when I wear a bikini so now I pretty much stick to a one piece.  Not because the scar itself bothers me but because of how the skin bulges on one side and not the other.  There's also a 1 inch scar from where my chest tube was.  My sister thinks I should get a tattoo that is a needle and thread so it looks like someone sewed me there there including little blood droplets. 

I had spine surgery for scoliosis too, but the scar is straight down my back..thats weird, why is yours on your side? I had the dissolving stitches too, but you can hardly see my scar. I had bone grafts taken from the  back of my hip also though, and the scar from that is 10x worse than the scoliosis one for sure. it is like, still pretty dark and i had the surgery done three years ago. There is a tiiiny little speck of a 'scar' where there was a tube in my lower back..but it looks like a freckle. haha.

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Yeah, I have that odd musculature in the wrong spot on my Tibia due to the surgery.  Its not that it looks hideous, its just not expected and looks odd.  Plus it makes shaving my leg and knee a pain in the tush.

You scar sounds so cool Mirrya.  Seriously.  I wanna see it and watch you flex the muscles that are in unexpected locations!  The tattoo idea sounds cool.

SoG,  I love how those giant drainage holes end up looking like a freckle or just a tiny scar from chicken pox or something. 

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They say that staples scar less, but my scars show that is not the case for me.  The first one was smooth only the line.  The second stapled one has polka dots flanking it on both sides and oddly bunched areas.  It could just be my surgeon sucked with cosmetics though.

I've got a scar about 14 inches long from my scoliosis surgery that starts on my front lower left side going diagonally up to the back upper left.  I had internal dissolving stiches (no external staples) so now I have this huge uneven scar that is almost 1/2 inch in places.  My skin is wierdly puckered from where the muscles were cut that looks a bit strange when I wear a bikini so now I pretty much stick to a one piece.  Not because the scar itself bothers me but because of how the skin bulges on one side and not the other.  There's also a 1 inch scar from where my chest tube was.  My sister thinks I should get a tattoo that is a needle and thread so it looks like someone sewed me there there including little blood droplets. 

I had spine surgery for scoliosis too, but the scar is straight down my back..thats weird, why is yours on your side? I had the dissolving stitches too, but you can hardly see my scar. I had bone grafts taken from the  back of my hip also though, and the scar from that is 10x worse than the scoliosis one for sure. it is like, still pretty dark and i had the surgery done three years ago. There is a tiiiny little speck of a 'scar' where there was a tube in my lower back..but it looks like a freckle. haha.

To tell you the truth...I don't know why my scar is on my side.  I'm sure the doctor told me why but I had the surgery 13 years ago so I don't remember.  My spine was rotating inward as well as curving and they had to remove a rib to chip into the area where the discs used to be.  Also my curve was toward the very base of my spine...maybe those things had something to do it.  It's funny that your tube scar looks like a speck...mine is seriously an inch long.  I must just scar funny.

Did your doctor give you a little card that has a mini x-ay on it?  They gave me one in case I set off metal detectors at the airport when I travel.  So far I've never had to use it.  I have to say it is hilarious having to get x-rays now because people seriously freak out once they see the hardware inside. 

You scar sounds so cool Mirrya.  Seriously.  I wanna see it and watch you flex the muscles that are in unexpected locations!   The tattoo idea sounds cool.

I don't think I've ever had someone take a picture of it.  Maybe I'll have my sister do it when she comes to visit me next month.

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^^ Elizabeth Bathory was gangster!

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She's a total Quentin Tarantino movie.

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Jeez, HH. I just realized you over 4,000 posts!

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are you gonna eventually cover your whole body?

with scars? no.
with tattoos? no.
I dont have my arms nor my back done.

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Yeah! Geez, hh!!

:hotforyou:

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Warning disturbing content...and yes that is me.
http://news.bmezine.com/2008/08/18/getting-shit-dunn/

that's AWESOME!
I love the pattern.....

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I'm pretty good about grossing out my hubby with my menstrual issues. He just "loves" to hear about blood clots, LOL!

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Warning disturbing content...and yes that is me.
http://news.bmezine.com/2008/08/18/getting-shit-dunn/

that is the coolest ever!

what do they scar it with?

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THHF!! I was wondering about you!  :)>>>

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;D  I think my post count took off when chat when down - or I'm trying to stay ahead of ac.

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Warning disturbing content...and yes that is me.
http://news.bmezine.com/2008/08/18/getting-shit-dunn/

that is the coolest ever!

what do they scar it with?

surgical scalpel, wayde has talent!

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While we're still talking about poo, I almost always inspect the toilet paper between wipes. I don't know why I do this, but it is most certainly a ritual.

doesn't everyone? isn't this how you decide when you are done wiping?

I was talking about this with someone else and they were mortified. I thought I was just gross. I never told anyone about that again, until now.

I challenge anyone to gross us out (unrelated to animal products).  Well, this is an animal product, but you know what I mean.  I don't think it can be done.  The gauntlet is thrown.

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i think the people that are in this thread aren't grossed out, but pk just told me he can't read it bc he is too squeamish. which also means we can use this thread to trash talk him!  :D

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That's a crock.  He's getting sprayed with nose juice and he's too squeamish for this?!?

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I had a pokey poopy.  I wanted to see the pokey part, but the automatic flush spoiled the inspection.

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