slightly gross things you enjoy sharing with people
Posted by hespedal on Aug 24, 2008 · Member since Mar 2006 · 5259 posts
sometimes i find myself slightly grosser than the average population, i don't think it's very gross, but i get weird reactions out of people sometimes.
- i'm an 'if it's yellow let it mellow kind of person and sometimes i will see all this pee in the toilet and think "wtf, why has it been so long since i have pooped?" and realize that i pooped at work or summat.
- i think picking my nose is an enjoyable pass-time.
- sometimes i will brush my teeth and the toothbrush will be really red and i think that i cut my mouth from vigorous brushing but it's just tomato/strawberry/etc.
- i eat food off of the ground/questionable tables all of the time.
... please tell me gross things you enjoy sharing!
That's so gross, lubi! I didn't know people could get blackheads on their bodies. I've never had one. Blecchh!
Um, yes. They do. I do. Damnit. I have such stupid crappy uneven skin! >:(
That's so gross, lubi! I didn't know people could get blackheads on their bodies. I've never had one. Blecchh!
Um, yes. They do. I do. Damnit. I have such stupid crappy uneven skin! >:(
Oh believe me, I ain't got no perfect skin. I just never get thingies on my body. *shrugs*
That's so gross, lubi! I didn't know people could get blackheads on their bodies. I've never had one. Blecchh!
Um, yes. They do. I do. Damnit. I have such stupid crappy uneven skin! >:(
Oh believe me, I ain't got no perfect skin. I just never get thingies on my body. *shrugs*
We-ell, I don't get gross blackheads the size of peppercorns(!), but I do get blackheads. In lots of places. :-\ Le sigh. I've never had flawless skin.
flawless skin is for suckers.
there is no sighing in this thread, only sharing of gross details!
flawless skin is for suckers.
there is no sighing in this thread, only sharing of gross details!
I'm a sucker. Well, my skin isn't flawless...I get an occasional blemish. I've never had a blackhead in my life. I had to google it to know what they really looked like.
As for sharing gross things...well, when I was younger my family went on vacation and I took a massive poo in the hotel toilet. It was so big that the toilet wouldn't flush it. It was one loooong solid mass. So I reached into the toilet and broke it apart with my hands. I still can't believe I did that.
flawless skin is for suckers.
there is no sighing in this thread, only sharing of gross details!
Touche. Very well. *retracts le sigh* 8)
As for sharing gross things...well, when I was younger my family went on vacation and I took a massive poo in the hotel toilet. It was so big that the toilet wouldn't flush it. It was one loooong solid mass. So I reached into the toilet and broke it apart with my hands. I still can't believe I did that.
You win? :o
;D
I'm a sucker. Well, my skin isn't flawless...I get an occasional blemish. I've never had a blackhead in my life. I had to google it to know what they really looked like.
As for sharing gross things...well, when I was younger my family went on vacation and I took a massive poo in the hotel toilet. It was so big that the toilet wouldn't flush it. It was one loooong solid mass. So I reached into the toilet and broke it apart with my hands. I still can't believe I did that.
i was going to say you are a sucker, but...
*applauds*
amazing! ;)b
uhhhh, I can't top putting a blackhead in hamburger helper.
But I did have to poop in a bag again because my roommate was straight hogging the fucking bathroom again.
secondbase, I think you need a bucket and some toilet paper kept in your room at all times!
I feel really gross admitting to this one. The last time was like last resort. This time I didn't even give roomate 4 minutes before I was squatting outside and dropping one off in a safeway bag.
Fair enuff. When you gotta go, you gotta go!! :-D
I so need to find my camera and take pictures of my incisions.
Thanks for the grossness all!
reminds me of the restaurant co-workers I had when I was 16. Those women would put bugs in anyone's food who annoyed them. I never ate at that place.
i am NOT ok with that. i have seriously worked in food service pretty much non-stop as at least one job since i was 16 and never have i ever known any of my coworkers to do anything like that. disgusting and not ok.
Believe me...I know. I didn't work there past the summer and if I hadn't been saving my money for something special I wouldn't have stayed. It was disgusting and the managers never did anything even though they knew about it.
Oh I love this thread.
My gross funny story that I am so proud of: A couple of years ago I had been out boozing a lot one night and the last tube home. I had to change tubes at a station and really needed a wee. I didn't want to leave the platform incase I missed the last tube. So in my very drunken state I thought that if a pulled my trousers down a bit and just sat on the bench no-one would notice if I took a piss sitting down on the bench. It was quite embarrassing when the station guard came over and asked me to stop 'urinating please' - of course I couldn't stop half way through and so just carried on pissing on the bench!
A few fruit flies flew into my bottle of wine while the top was off. Instead of getting rid of the bottle, I'm just inspecting each glass and scooping them out with a spoon before I drink.
That happened to me the other week - I seived my bottle of wine into a bowl and drank it our of that!
That happened to me the other week - I seived my bottle of wine into a bowl and drank it our of that!
Good call!
Oh I love this thread.
My gross funny story that I am so proud of: A couple of years ago I had been out boozing a lot one night and the last tube home. I had to change tubes at a station and really needed a wee. I didn't want to leave the platform incase I missed the last tube. So in my very drunken state I thought that if a pulled my trousers down a bit and just sat on the bench no-one would notice if I took a piss sitting down on the bench. It was quite embarrassing when the station guard came over and asked me to stop 'urinating please' - of course I couldn't stop half way through and so just carried on pissing on the bench!
A few fruit flies flew into my bottle of wine while the top was off. Instead of getting rid of the bottle, I'm just inspecting each glass and scooping them out with a spoon before I drink.
That happened to me the other week - I seived my bottle of wine into a bowl and drank it our of that!
omg!, thats crazy!!! :-D
I mean, what's the big deal? They're tiny. They're innocuous.
*still waiting for someone to call me out on the fact that drinking wine with dead fruit flies in it is not vegan.......*
But we didn't actually consume the fruit flies - it's not our fault they wanted to share our wine!
just to clarify, I meant the peeing was crazy....hell yeah, I would still drink the wine!!! lol
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