Top 10 Veg Pick Up Lines
Top 10 Veg Pick Up Lines:
1. If I said you had the body of an all-natural, organic-living, animal-loving, environment-nurturing, whale-saving sex machine, would you hold it against me? Please?
2. May I take your picture? It’s for the World’s Sexiest Vegetarian competition.
3. Could you help me out? I’m trying to decide if I want to keep these new hemp sheets, but I need a second opinion.
4. Your organic cotton t-shirt looks really soft. Can I feel it?
5. Wanna come up and see my Vitamix?
6. What’s your favorite thing to do with agave nectar?
7. Do you like my new skirt? I love pleather but it makes me all hot and sweaty.
8. Mmmmm. I could really go for a hot veggie dog right about now.
9. I’ll eat Hip Whip on anything.
10. How do you get your protein?
- courtesy of VegNews -
I think these are awesome!! :)
How about
I like those really big tofu weiners.. Want to try one?
Or how about, I HAVE one of those really big tofu weiners. You want to grill it for me?
Or how about, I HAVE one of those really big tofu weiners. You want to grill it for me?
or how about,
I HAVE one of those really big tofu weiners..do you have any buns?
now I am just being silly :D
Wanna put that tofu under the mattress and squeeze the water out of it? :P 8-)
LMAO!
Okay, of all of them, THIS one made me laugh out loud. Kudos.
:-D
I was worried no one noticed it. Thanks JC. ;)b
So, are those melons 100% organic or are they filled with synthetic chemicals?
Or how about, I HAVE one of those really big tofu weiners. You want to grill it for me?
or how about,
I HAVE one of those really big tofu weiners..do you have any buns?
now I am just being silly :D
I love the silliness. But in all seriousness, if a guy came up to me saying that I'd probably have to pepper-spray him.
"Baby you're so hot, my coconut oil's liquefied around you!"
I was worried no one noticed it. Thanks JC. ;)b
Oh, I noticed...I just thought it was crappy.
haha, jk! I liked it. I think I did a :lol: chuckle.
CK - I really like yours, it was one of my favorites!
So, are those melons 100% organic or are they filled with synthetic chemicals?
haaaaaa....good one!!
I'm vegan and I taste better...wanna double check? ^-^
Curses, you got there before me! You could make so many good chat-up lines from that premise.
you know... it is possible to eat meat and still be vegan. >:D
How about this?
You know what they say about veg*n men right?...
You don't?... Do you want to come over to my place and find out?
VF - I'd be half tempted to see what he meant if that line was used!
if you take me home, I'll show you how I get my protein......
Soooooo, who's hookin' up with whom?!
(for some reason, in my head, those words are in the voice of Master Shake from Aqua teens)
What is this "hooking up" you speak of? Does that include a massage? Because I give an excellent massage...
You'd have to ask your hookee!
(for some reason, in my head, those words are in the voice of Master Shake from Aqua teens)
ok....talking about what a great massage you give is another pick up line.........maybe not vegan, but the universal male pick up line...lol.....maybe you could use vegan organic coconut oil!
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