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Top 10 Veg Pick Up Lines

Top 10 Veg Pick Up Lines:

1. If I said you had the body of an all-natural, organic-living, animal-loving, environment-nurturing, whale-saving sex machine, would you hold it against me? Please?
2. May I take your picture? It’s for the World’s Sexiest Vegetarian competition.
3. Could you help me out? I’m trying to decide if I want to keep these new hemp sheets, but I need a second opinion.
4. Your organic cotton t-shirt looks really soft. Can I feel it?
5. Wanna come up and see my Vitamix?
6. What’s your favorite thing to do with agave nectar?
7. Do you like my new skirt? I love pleather but it makes me all hot and sweaty.
8. Mmmmm. I could really go for a hot veggie dog right about now.
9. I’ll eat Hip Whip on anything.
10. How do you get your protein?

- courtesy of VegNews -

I think these are awesome!!  :)

2. May I take your picture? It’s for the World’s Sexiest Vegetarian competition.

VHZ *cough*

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Top 10 Veg Pick Up Lines:

1. If I said you had the body of an all-natural, organic-living, animal-loving, environment-nurturing, whale-saving sex machine, would you hold it against me? Please?
5. Wanna come up and see my Vitamix?
6. What’s your favorite thing to do with agave nectar?

- courtesy of VegNews -

I think these are awesome!!  :)

These are my favorites.  #1 made me chuckle out loud.

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Top 10 Veg Pick Up Lines:


10. How do you get your protein?

I'm so gonna try this one

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Reminds me of this very silly UK credit card ad. The tag line is "What's in your wallet?" It cracks me up every single time. I always want to add, "Is that a credit card in your wallet, or are you just pleased to see me?"

And I can't for the life of me remember the name of the company being advertised!  :D

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I would totally fall for one of those lines.  ^-^

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ROFL. I've never used a pickup line in my life (always preferred awkwardness over suavite') I've finally found a local group that does dinners and potlucks though, so I may have to give one of these a try.  >:D .....maybe not though, I need to see where things are going with the current "girl of interest" first.

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No one has any others? :D How about-- "So will we raise our kids vegan?" Hahahaha.

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So... how do you like your tofu scrambled in the morning?  ^-^

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I use #8 all the time.........haha

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I bet you like really big zucchinis, eh? (Feel free to substitute cucumber, banana, etc.)

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I bet you like really big zucchinis, eh? (Feel free to substitute cucumber, banana, etc.)

or maybe,  my zucchini is all organic......lol

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or maybe,  my zucchini is all organic......lol

;)b  http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/lachen/laughing-smiley-007.gif

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Howzabout a T-shirt that says "Contents 100% Vegan-Friendly!"

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Howzabout a T-shirt that says "Contents 100% Vegan-Friendly!"

I think that would have to be on some pants....otherwise, it would look like it was meaning the contents of your chest cavity....or stomach..that's pretty freaky-kinky. Maybe you could have an arrow....

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Well, I was thinking more the whole person, not just the erroneous zones. Certainly the contents of a vegan's stomach would be vegan friendly, surely? 8-)

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Ohhhh, haha......... :P

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I'm vegan and I taste better...wanna double check? ^-^

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THHF! How could you!

^-^

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haaaaaaa, I was gonna say something bad like that but didn't want to look like a perv......

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I'm vegan and I taste better...wanna double check? ^-^

:-D :-D :-D 8-)

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