Vegan Poo
Posted by little2ant on Jul 20, 2008 · Member since Aug 2004 · 3055 posts
I know this has been discussed before, but I just have to say how amazing taking a vegan crap is. I swear I can sit, poop, wipe, and wash in under 60 seconds. and yes, my hands are clean!!!
Even when pregnant (and your are SUPPOSED to be constipated) I was still going 2-3 times per day with no problem.
After surgery where most people are blocked up for a week, I went on day 2!
One thing I miss is the quality readin' time in the jon. Now I don't even bother picking up a book or mag because I know there's no time!!! :D :D :D
both mine and dh's poop smells MUCH less....I can't remember the last time the house was wafting with shit smell from a messy poo. ok, I'll say it...my shit don't stink! :-D ::)
being vegan just has so many benefits. ::)
What's your favorite shape, l2a? I know you have one (or several).
the spaghetti turd, of course!!!
aw, double H - my birthday is only just gone. I don't know if I can wait a whole nother year for birthday poo. :(
Maybe HH can send you a christmas poo card instead...
I should. 3D cards are the best!
I shall look forward to it.
Not to show off ( <- not really true), but I just had about a 2-foot / 0.6 m poop. I didn't know that was possible.
Not to show off ( <- not really true), but I just had about a 2-foot / 0.6 m poop. I didn't know that was possible.
was it peeking its head outta the water? :)
It was doubled over. I should have saved it for shell.
godammit you should have saved it for me. i am still awaiting my 3D vegan poo card.
And is it really bad that when I saw that i thought of you aml - I'm sure you've mentioned reeeeeaallly long poos before.
godammit you should have saved it for me. i am still awaiting my 3D vegan poo card.
And is it really bad that when I saw that i thought of you aml - I'm sure you've mentioned reeeeeaallly long poos before.
nah, thanks for thinking of me <3 lol... yep i have long poo poo's haven't hit 2 feet and doubled over though... that should be in the book of world records :)
Sadly, I do not poo three times a day. But considering how before I was vegan, I was a once a week crapper and would spend at least 20 minutes and would only crap at home. Now I crap at least every other day if not daily! That's quite the improvement for me! I'm very proud of it.
I'm so grateful for this topic. I have this question that's been bugging me but I've been too embarrassed to ask before now. Is it normal for vegan poo to float?
My poop floats if I eat greasy/fatty food, although I'm sure there are other reasons. I eat loads of fiber and my poop generally gently sinks.
http://www.doctoroz.com/videos/poop-primer
Thanks HH! I learned I have normal poo!!!! YAY!!!!!! Thanks!!!
Sadly, I do not poo three times a day. But considering how before I was vegan, I was a once a week crapper and would spend at least 20 minutes and would only crap at home. Now I crap at least every other day if not daily! That's quite the improvement for me! I'm very proud of it.
I'm so grateful for this topic. I have this question that's been bugging me but I've been too embarrassed to ask before now. Is it normal for vegan poo to float?
that's awesome you poo normally now! being vegan has so many positives, it's insane :)
by far, this is the best forum i've ever seen. cracks me up.
who knew potty humor could be so educational. and motivational! go vegan poopers, go!
OMG this thread is awesome and SOOO true! I poop very easy when I've eaten vegan or vegetarian, I notice that If I eat a meat product (which I do like maybe once a month) It backs things up for 2 days. like (graphic lol) if I eat some corn, I know that corn is coming out sometime the same day. If I eat that same corn with a piece of meat, I kid you not, It won't come out for like 2 days and I find that disturbing. :o
Not to rag on the husband here but he bothers me, he's the type of guy who will sit on the toilet with a poop, pushing so hard he looks like hes gonna pass out and he'll only pass a turd the same size as what the cat does.... Oh well he likes his massive amounts of dairy and lacking in any vegetables. It used to bother me, it still bothers me now but I've realized I can't/don't feel like changing him anymore.
Not to show off ( <- not really true), but I just had about a 2-foot / 0.6 m poop. I didn't know that was possible.
I do that all the time, and often brag about it to the husband LOL reference above comments :-D
OMG this thread is awesome and SOOO true! I poop very easy when I've eaten vegan or vegetarian, I notice that If I eat a meat product (which I do like maybe once a month) It backs things up for 2 days. like (graphic lol) if I eat some corn, I know that corn is coming out sometime the same day. If I eat that same corn with a piece of meat, I kid you not, It won't come out for like 2 days and I find that disturbing. :o
Not to rag on the husband here but he bothers me, he's the type of guy who will sit on the toilet with a poop, pushing so hard he looks like hes gonna pass out and he'll only pass a turd the same size as what the cat does.... Oh well he likes his massive amounts of dairy and lacking in any vegetables. It used to bother me, it still bothers me now but I've realized I can't/don't feel like changing him anymore.
Not to show off ( <- not really true), but I just had about a 2-foot / 0.6 m poop. I didn't know that was possible.
I do that all the time, and often brag about it to the husband LOL reference above comments :-D
I miss my reading time on the toilet. I am still amazed at how much is there with so little effort. When I eat one meal w/ ssome meat, I see an increase in effort, not lack of volume. If I eat a second meal the next day (unusual) then things get bad again and I wonder why I did it to myself.
(DH complains when DD and I cook veg*n more than 2 days in a row and he still gets meat sandwiches for lunch. He just went into the bathroom to "meditate" for the second time this morning because the first was unsuccessful)
.... He just went into the bathroom to "meditate" for the second time this morning because the first was unsuccessful)
LOL love you for that comment :)>>><3 I'm gonna ask my husband if hes meditating next time he goes to the bathroom for more than 15 minutes LOL!!! :-D :-D
I have a weird question but this seems to be the best, and least embarrassing, place to ask. Is there anything in brown (cheep) lentils that would cause dark brown poo? I am on day 2 of a stomach bug and have only eaten lentil soup and fruit for the last 36 hrs or so. I am slightly concerned because it is a lot darker than normal for me unless I am eating certain things that I know cause it to be darker. (the red beets a few days ago were "interesting" but they are out of my system) I do eat some lentils on a regular basis but not this many. I am just wondering if it falls within normal or if I should be concerned about something else going on like some internal bleeding.
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