I like my cake like I like my men, (or women).......
Posted by babysgotsauce on May 04, 2010 · Member since Apr 2008 · 1035 posts
I like cake like I like my men; big, dark, and rich
I like my tofu like I like my men; hunk-ey(as in big hunks of it,), spicy, and hot
I think these are funny, and when I'm driving I try to think of new ones, anyone else?
I like my men like I like my dogs: black, panting, and obsessed with licking
Yes please!
I like my men like I like my bagels: crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside
I like my men like I like my running: kind of slow, but very satisfying, and to completion
I like my men like I like getting to the center my vegan-style tootsie pop: lick, lick, bite
I like my men like I like my running: kind of slow, but very satisfying, and to completion
I like my men like I like my running: exhausting but satisfying
I like my women like I like my raft: inflatable
I like my men like I like my vibrator: without a voice, hates sports and doesn't care if i take a shower first
I always take a shower first!
Um.
I like my men like I like my bagels: crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside
I like my men like I like my donuts: in a variety of flavors, with frosting all over, and even better in a hole
I like my men like I like my bagels: crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside
I like my men like I like my donuts: in a variety of flavors, with frosting all over, and even better in a hole
I like my men like I like my toast: hearty, crunchy, and slathered in buttery spread
I like my men like I like my yarn: without those stupid little fibers that get latched on my crochet hook
I like my men like I like my storage boxes: open and shut
I like my men like I like my eye balls: blue and squishy
I like my men like I like my salsa: puréed and with cilantro.
I like my vasectomies like I like my balls, saggy and bald.
I totally did not mean to write this, but after I did it sounded so stupid and funny that I just left it. ::)
LOLing so hard at these last few.
I like my men like I like my pasta: firm and sliding down my throat.
I like my men like I like my burgers: fake and full of chickpeas
I like my men like I like my calculators; compact, easy to use and programmable.
I like my men like I like my blankies: long enough to have me covered
I like my men like I like my bras: supportive, long-lasting and easy to wear.
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