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I like my cake like I like my men, (or women).......

Posted by babysgotsauce on May 04, 2010 · Member since Apr 2008 · 1035 posts

I like cake like I like my men; big, dark, and rich

I like my tofu like I like my men; hunk-ey(as in big hunks of it,), spicy, and hot

I think these are funny, and when I'm driving I try to think of new ones, anyone else?

Posted by little2ant on May 09, 2010 · Member since Aug 2004 · 3055 posts

I like my men like I like my cheese. Vegan and hard.

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Posted by babysgotsauce on May 09, 2010 · Member since Apr 2008 · 1035 posts

I like my men like I like my spices: in bulk and all over everything

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Posted by propinecone on May 09, 2010 · Member since May 2007 · 2842 posts

I like my men like I like my spices: in bulk and all over everything

hahaha ew!  that sounds disgusting!

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Posted by babysgotsauce on May 10, 2010 · Member since Apr 2008 · 1035 posts

I like my men like I like my jeans: faded and ripped

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Posted by humboldt_honey on May 10, 2010 · Member since Feb 2007 · 12529 posts

I like my men like I like my jeans: faded and ripped

Now my mind is on drug slang.

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I like my men like I like my bread:  toasted

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Posted by humboldt_honey on May 10, 2010 · Member since Feb 2007 · 12529 posts

I like my women like I like my helium balloons:  high

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Posted by humboldt_honey on May 10, 2010 · Member since Feb 2007 · 12529 posts

I like my men like I like my cars:  wrecked

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Posted by humboldt_honey on May 10, 2010 · Member since Feb 2007 · 12529 posts

I like my women like I like my guns:  loaded

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Posted by humboldt_honey on May 10, 2010 · Member since Feb 2007 · 12529 posts

I like my men like I like my rugs:  hooked

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Posted by babysgotsauce on May 10, 2010 · Member since Apr 2008 · 1035 posts

I like my women like I like my guns:  loaded

lol

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Posted by babysgotsauce on May 10, 2010 · Member since Apr 2008 · 1035 posts

I like my men like I like my rugs:  hooked

I like my men like I like my rugs: under my feet

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Posted by Bagheera on May 10, 2010 · Member since May 2007 · 20 posts

I like my women like I like my swamp...wet and dirty

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Posted by lotus42 on May 10, 2010 · Member since Mar 2007 · 3081 posts

I like my men like I like my coconuts...hairy and sweet. 

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Posted by Bagheera on May 10, 2010 · Member since May 2007 · 20 posts

I like my women like I like like the women on VegWeb............like the women on VegWeb

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Posted by babysgotsauce on May 10, 2010 · Member since Apr 2008 · 1035 posts

I like my men like I like my rugs:  hooked

I like my men like I like my rugs: under my feet

I like my men like I like my cork floors: renewable and fun to walk all over

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Posted by lotus42 on May 10, 2010 · Member since Mar 2007 · 3081 posts

I like my women like I like like the women on VegWeb............like the women on VegWeb

;)b

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Posted by secondbase on May 11, 2010 · Member since Dec 2005 · 5540 posts

I like my men like I like my cocaine: up my nose in abundance

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Posted by humboldt_honey on May 11, 2010 · Member since Feb 2007 · 12529 posts

I like my women like I like my vegan shrimp:  fishy

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Posted by Allychristine on May 11, 2010 · Member since Dec 2007 · 15438 posts

ew, these are getting gross!

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Posted by babysgotsauce on May 11, 2010 · Member since Apr 2008 · 1035 posts

I like my men like I like my cake: tie-dyed, indulgent and after every meal

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