How do you feel about Farting (or tooting as I like to call it)?
Posted by Camillus on Aug 07, 2007 · Member since May 2007 · 1009 posts
We already have a poop thread going, so I thought it might be nice to discuss another near and dear topic relating to veganism.
I've found mine to vary wildly, from the extremely rare floral aroma, to the rancid roadkill type. I do tend to enjoy it when a significant other toots. ;)
What do you like, or god forbid, dislike about the vegan communities' affinity for flatulence?
imactually porud to be the only one to answer "always" in the poll too
That's my boy!
I kept waking myself up with my farts last night...and then Id look over at the ladyfriend to see if Id woken her up with them too
thankfully I didint, because as much as I love farting...I try not to fart around girls Im seeing (or at least not do it in bed)
She woke up...she was just fakin sleep so you wouldn't get all embarrassed...
;)
haha, I texted her today at work asking if my farts woke her up, she said no
maybe she's lyin
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haha, I texted her today at work asking if my farts woke her up, she said no
maybe she's lyin
I think I want to be texted that. Ha!
I kept waking myself up with my farts last night...and then Id look over at the ladyfriend to see if Id woken her up with them too
thankfully I didint, because as much as I love farting...I try not to fart around girls Im seeing (or at least not do it in bed)
She woke up...she was just fakin sleep so you wouldn't get all embarrassed...
;)
haha, I texted her today at work asking if my farts woke her up, she said no
maybe she's lyin
But now she knows you did it, so you're screwed either way!
oh, shes more than aware of my farting habits, Im an open book (i know theres a joke here)
I don't care if a man farts in bed, but geez, not UNDER the sheets, get it out to the side!!!
The most embarrassing fart moment I ever had (because I wanted to laugh) was when I had a boyfriend would fart just when he well, you know...uh...oh you get it!
I've noticed that it happens more on the trains in the Bronx...once they hit Manhattan, people are a little less stinky for some reason.
The 2 and 5 trains are the worst for farters...
Hey OperaChcic! I live in the Bronx. But I take the 1 train. So it ain't me...hehehe.
LMAO! I don't know what it is about the 5 and 2 train...but it happened AGAIN (not as bad) on the way home! Ppl up in my neighborhood must eat funky or something...
Maybe. But the 1 train is pretty stink-free. The farts on the C train however, especially in Queens, burns nose hairs right off.
I love this thread. So hilarious! ;D I sit here and cry I'm laughing so much.
The doggy breath is sometimes a symptom of illness...diabetics often have ketosis breath, or if the person has acid reflux you get a sort of sulphurous odour.
Which my husband does (AR) and at night his breath is a real killer, making it hard to snuggle up to him. I wonder if charcoal caps would help?? Any advice? I would ask my parapharmacist but the last time I was in there he was soooo rude to me I decided not to trouble him again for awhile. OK, maybe he was busy and having a bad day but I thought we were on good terms!
OMG!!! I'm crying I'm laughing so hard reading this stuff ;D Makes my day (bad day at the machine shop ... no farts LOL)
This thread makes my day!
I've always had an affinity to smells people deem "wierd." I like wet dog, rotten potato, molding left over indian dish, and those potent inedible mushrooms growing in my back yard (they smell like metal and semen mixed together....for real). So, farts don't bother me!
(they smell like metal and semen mixed together....for real). So, farts don't bother me!
Wow, what a smell?!?! :D
thats how Cleveland smells
Hey, I'm going to Cleveland tomorrow, any vegan restaurant suggestions?
hmm, nope
when i was there last i only ate some hash browns and at subway unfortunantly
I actually enjoy female farts, I havent met many people that can appreciate my quirky nature, but I think it's awesome when chicks fart, but it's only gross in my opinion when guys, pets, and old people do
Pet farts are soooo funny--seriously stinky, but funny! ::puppy:
Man, my cats can clear a room! :-D :-D :-D
Personally, I don't care. I will pass gas where ever, whenever. Doesn't really matter to me
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