Top 10 Veg Pick Up Lines
Top 10 Veg Pick Up Lines:
1. If I said you had the body of an all-natural, organic-living, animal-loving, environment-nurturing, whale-saving sex machine, would you hold it against me? Please?
2. May I take your picture? It’s for the World’s Sexiest Vegetarian competition.
3. Could you help me out? I’m trying to decide if I want to keep these new hemp sheets, but I need a second opinion.
4. Your organic cotton t-shirt looks really soft. Can I feel it?
5. Wanna come up and see my Vitamix?
6. What’s your favorite thing to do with agave nectar?
7. Do you like my new skirt? I love pleather but it makes me all hot and sweaty.
8. Mmmmm. I could really go for a hot veggie dog right about now.
9. I’ll eat Hip Whip on anything.
10. How do you get your protein?
- courtesy of VegNews -
I think these are awesome!! :)
2. May I take your picture? It’s for the World’s Sexiest Vegetarian competition.
VHZ *cough*
Top 10 Veg Pick Up Lines:
1. If I said you had the body of an all-natural, organic-living, animal-loving, environment-nurturing, whale-saving sex machine, would you hold it against me? Please?
5. Wanna come up and see my Vitamix?
6. What’s your favorite thing to do with agave nectar?
- courtesy of VegNews -
I think these are awesome!! :)
These are my favorites. #1 made me chuckle out loud.
Top 10 Veg Pick Up Lines:
10. How do you get your protein?
I'm so gonna try this one
Reminds me of this very silly UK credit card ad. The tag line is "What's in your wallet?" It cracks me up every single time. I always want to add, "Is that a credit card in your wallet, or are you just pleased to see me?"
And I can't for the life of me remember the name of the company being advertised! :D
I would totally fall for one of those lines. ^-^
ROFL. I've never used a pickup line in my life (always preferred awkwardness over suavite') I've finally found a local group that does dinners and potlucks though, so I may have to give one of these a try. >:D .....maybe not though, I need to see where things are going with the current "girl of interest" first.
No one has any others? :D How about-- "So will we raise our kids vegan?" Hahahaha.
So... how do you like your tofu scrambled in the morning? ^-^
I use #8 all the time.........haha
I bet you like really big zucchinis, eh? (Feel free to substitute cucumber, banana, etc.)
I bet you like really big zucchinis, eh? (Feel free to substitute cucumber, banana, etc.)
or maybe, my zucchini is all organic......lol
or maybe, my zucchini is all organic......lol
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Howzabout a T-shirt that says "Contents 100% Vegan-Friendly!"
Howzabout a T-shirt that says "Contents 100% Vegan-Friendly!"
I think that would have to be on some pants....otherwise, it would look like it was meaning the contents of your chest cavity....or stomach..that's pretty freaky-kinky. Maybe you could have an arrow....
Well, I was thinking more the whole person, not just the erroneous zones. Certainly the contents of a vegan's stomach would be vegan friendly, surely? 8-)
Ohhhh, haha......... :P
I'm vegan and I taste better...wanna double check? ^-^
THHF! How could you!
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haaaaaaa, I was gonna say something bad like that but didn't want to look like a perv......
I'm vegan and I taste better...wanna double check? ^-^
:-D :-D :-D 8-)
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