Top 10 Veg Pick Up Lines
Top 10 Veg Pick Up Lines:
1. If I said you had the body of an all-natural, organic-living, animal-loving, environment-nurturing, whale-saving sex machine, would you hold it against me? Please?
2. May I take your picture? It’s for the World’s Sexiest Vegetarian competition.
3. Could you help me out? I’m trying to decide if I want to keep these new hemp sheets, but I need a second opinion.
4. Your organic cotton t-shirt looks really soft. Can I feel it?
5. Wanna come up and see my Vitamix?
6. What’s your favorite thing to do with agave nectar?
7. Do you like my new skirt? I love pleather but it makes me all hot and sweaty.
8. Mmmmm. I could really go for a hot veggie dog right about now.
9. I’ll eat Hip Whip on anything.
10. How do you get your protein?
- courtesy of VegNews -
I think these are awesome!! :)
Hah, in this case it is not an idle boast. I would guess that I have upwards of a thousand hours of experience in massage. (no lie, it is closer to 1600 hours... and I've been told I have strong hands by several *ahem* nice women)
I know a great way to burn off the calories with that vegan treats pastry you just ate.
Even what goes on in the bedroom is "cruelty free"....;)
LMAO kannas! Yesterday I was telling some omni friends about the awesome new pickup lines I'd learned . . . needless to say, they didn't get it :-\
Even what goes on in the bedroom is "cruelty free"....;)
Woo woo! You'd get me with that line!
Even what goes on in the bedroom is "cruelty free"....;)
Woo woo! You'd get me with that line!
my heart just skipped a beat, must be the passion for compassion we share ;)
ha! my place or yours....?
(for some reason, in my head, those words are in the voice of Master Shake from Aqua teens)
haha i love ATHF...although master shake is probably not a vegan shake, drats.
(for some reason, in my head, those words are in the voice of Master Shake from Aqua teens)
haha i love ATHF...although master shake is probably not a vegan shake, drats.
No I disagree. I think master shake thinks he's all "big buff manly McDonalds" because he is insecure about being a super delicious fruit-soy smoothie (with blue green algae and ginseng).
(for some reason, in my head, those words are in the voice of Master Shake from Aqua teens)
haha i love ATHF...although master shake is probably not a vegan shake, drats.
No I disagree. I think master shake thinks he's all "big buff manly McDonalds" because he is insecure about being a super delicious fruit-soy smoothie (with blue green algae and ginseng).
i was totally thinking the same exact thing.
(for some reason, in my head, those words are in the voice of Master Shake from Aqua teens)
haha i love ATHF...although master shake is probably not a vegan shake, drats.
No I disagree. I think master shake thinks he's all "big buff manly McDonalds" because he is insecure about being a super delicious fruit-soy smoothie (with blue green algae and ginseng).
i was totally thinking the same exact thing.
haha, ya know I never thought about it that way...hoorayyy master shake is vegan!!! Come on master shake show yoself' veg*ns are awesome!
btw im very much in love with the Remonster and Olgethorpe...those two are awesome!
I just noticed there is a user name horny vegan...
I just noticed there is a user name horny vegan...
go in the question thread and read all about it!
I just noticed there is a user name horny vegan...
i got into their mind. tee hee hee.
I just noticed there is a user name horny vegan...
Maybe they're old-school and mean they are a rough and calloused vegan?
It's funny how tourists to Asian countries are dumbfounded by "lack of modesty" when hand or body lotions claim to "relieve horniness". you can find examples of this on www.engrish.com -another fun time waster.
I just noticed there is a user name horny vegan...
Maybe they're old-school and mean they are a rough and calloused vegan?
It's funny how tourists to Asian countries are dumbfounded by "lack of modesty" when hand or body lotions claim to "relieve horniness". you can find examples of this on www.engrish.com -another fun time waster.
http://www.engrish.com/detail.php?imagename=remove-horniness.jpg&category=CHINGLISH&date=2008-05-19
:-D
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