Top 10 Veg Pick Up Lines
Top 10 Veg Pick Up Lines:
1. If I said you had the body of an all-natural, organic-living, animal-loving, environment-nurturing, whale-saving sex machine, would you hold it against me? Please?
2. May I take your picture? It’s for the World’s Sexiest Vegetarian competition.
3. Could you help me out? I’m trying to decide if I want to keep these new hemp sheets, but I need a second opinion.
4. Your organic cotton t-shirt looks really soft. Can I feel it?
5. Wanna come up and see my Vitamix?
6. What’s your favorite thing to do with agave nectar?
7. Do you like my new skirt? I love pleather but it makes me all hot and sweaty.
8. Mmmmm. I could really go for a hot veggie dog right about now.
9. I’ll eat Hip Whip on anything.
10. How do you get your protein?
- courtesy of VegNews -
I think these are awesome!! :)
CK! What about Katie!
JK!!
;)
"Is that an organic, vegan pickle in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?"
...Too much Chinese beer today, I think... ;)
Clearly it should be, "Is that a Vitamix in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
"I'm with the vegan police and need to check your contents."
More Chinese beer!
lmao! i need to meet a VEGGGGGGGGGG GUY SOOOOO BADDDDD! stop reminding me of my lack of relationship :P or maybe i could just convert one with my sexy, whale, vegan body :P
"Only vegan things go in this mouth." ETA: or "body."
Oh, uh, ooops. :-D
Good beer, this.
I think I have started the naughty vegan pick up lines ;D
chinese beer? good?
not a pick up line but omg...
http://images.cafepress.com/product/14227362v3_240x240_Front.jpg
omg, I want one!
pip, this on should help your single status... ;)b
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not a pick up line but omg...
http://images.cafepress.com/product/14227362v3_240x240_Front.jpg
That could be reversed, you know. :-D
And I'd sport it. Totally.
pip, this on should help your single status... ;)b
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pip....if you wear this top and carry the bag, I'm sure you will have no problem finding a guy!!!
http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee29/DragonflySecrets/14227362v3_240x240_Front.jpg
Hahahahaha, I meant it differently than that THHF!
:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :surrender:
I figured that but I couldn't squeeze the "wo" in there. ;D
http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee29/DragonflySecrets/14227362v3_240x240_Front.jpg
This bag is relevant to my interests. :-D :-D
LMAO - I'm so desperate for a date at this point that I'd actually consider checking somone's "vitamix" out ;)
Wanna put that tofu under the mattress and squeeze the water out of it? :P 8-)
Something here about grinding garbanzos to make falafel without using electricity.... >:D
Something here about grinding garbanzos to make falafel without using electricity.... >:D
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haha, after those chinese beers you could make your own list!!!
I know...y'all are corrupting me... :-D
It's the company I keep! :D
i like my tofu (cough, cough*) extra firm ;)b
HAHAHAHAH-- I love it!
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