Vegan Poo
Posted by little2ant on Jul 20, 2008 · Member since Aug 2004 · 3055 posts
I know this has been discussed before, but I just have to say how amazing taking a vegan crap is. I swear I can sit, poop, wipe, and wash in under 60 seconds. and yes, my hands are clean!!!
Even when pregnant (and your are SUPPOSED to be constipated) I was still going 2-3 times per day with no problem.
After surgery where most people are blocked up for a week, I went on day 2!
One thing I miss is the quality readin' time in the jon. Now I don't even bother picking up a book or mag because I know there's no time!!! :D :D :D
both mine and dh's poop smells MUCH less....I can't remember the last time the house was wafting with shit smell from a messy poo. ok, I'll say it...my shit don't stink! :-D ::)
being vegan just has so many benefits. ::)
this is quite possibly the weirdest discussion I have ever stumbled into, but anyway, we're all friends here, so it's all good.
and now that I've noticed it, I have a story/question that quite possibly belongs here...
My brother's girlfriend had a friend staying with them a few weeks ago, and *somehow* in the three weeks she was there, she went through, on her own, eighty rolls of toilet paper. EIGHTY. Seriously, we've all talked about it and have come to the conclusion that the only feasible answer is that either she was eating them, using a whole new roll each wipe, or using them instead of a towel after having a shower. I can't comprehend it, and the funniest thing is that after she left, she was going on a tour of the outback in Australia... ahh, yeah, that could have turned out interesting...
Omg!!!!!! :o I thought I was pretty bad about it, and the two of us go through a large roll 12 pack in like...2-4 weeks.
An acquaintance of mine once told this story how she had a roommate, and the roommate would ALWAYS leave (nonvegan) poop on the back of the toilet seat. Like, a smear of it every time. They even had to have discussions about it, but it would still happen. I was just dumbfounded. 1. HOW does that happen?! 2. Wouldn't that be something you would be self-conscious/at least THINK about? Ew.
Once when I went visiting a relative on dh's side of the family (I won't mention whom), there was poop on the back of the seat. Sick. She has a pretty big ass. I think when she sits it just lands there (her hole).
this is quite possibly the weirdest discussion I have ever stumbled into, but anyway, we're all friends here, so it's all good.
and now that I've noticed it, I have a story/question that quite possibly belongs here...
My brother's girlfriend had a friend staying with them a few weeks ago, and *somehow* in the three weeks she was there, she went through, on her own, eighty rolls of toilet paper. EIGHTY. Seriously, we've all talked about it and have come to the conclusion that the only feasible answer is that either she was eating them, using a whole new roll each wipe, or using them instead of a towel after having a shower. I can't comprehend it, and the funniest thing is that after she left, she was going on a tour of the outback in Australia... ahh, yeah, that could have turned out interesting...
Omg!!!!!! :o I thought I was pretty bad about it, and the two of us go through a large roll 12 pack in like...2-4 weeks.
An acquaintance of mine once told this story how she had a roommate, and the roommate would ALWAYS leave (nonvegan) poop on the back of the toilet seat. Like, a smear of it every time. They even had to have discussions about it, but it would still happen. I was just dumbfounded. 1. HOW does that happen?! 2. Wouldn't that be something you would be self-conscious/at least THINK about? Ew.
Once when I went visiting a relative on dh's side of the family (I won't mention whom), there was poop on the back of the seat. Sick. She has a pretty big ass. I think when she sits it just lands there (her hole).
So gross.
this is quite possibly the weirdest discussion I have ever stumbled into, but anyway, we're all friends here, so it's all good.
and now that I've noticed it, I have a story/question that quite possibly belongs here...
My brother's girlfriend had a friend staying with them a few weeks ago, and *somehow* in the three weeks she was there, she went through, on her own, eighty rolls of toilet paper. EIGHTY. Seriously, we've all talked about it and have come to the conclusion that the only feasible answer is that either she was eating them, using a whole new roll each wipe, or using them instead of a towel after having a shower. I can't comprehend it, and the funniest thing is that after she left, she was going on a tour of the outback in Australia... ahh, yeah, that could have turned out interesting...
maybe she was hiding it in her luggage to take with her out on her tour..?
I know this is fairly normal, at least I hope so, but I always watch as the toilet flushes....you know, to make sure it all goes down....I always have....I won't leave the bathroom until I know the toilet is "clear".......but my sweet, sweet husband....well, he doesn't follow that same rule, so I'm always terrified to lift the toilet seat after I know he's been in there.....sometimes its safe, sometimes its not....I yell at him about it constantly....he just doesn't really care....the only way to avoid my fear of lifting the toilet seat would be to start leaving it up, but that drives me even crazier....my mom always leaves the seat up and I hate it....I don't know why
I know this is fairly normal, at least I hope so, but I always watch as the toilet flushes....you know, to make sure it all goes down....I always have....I won't leave the bathroom until I know the toilet is "clear".......but my sweet, sweet husband....well, he doesn't follow that same rule, so I'm always terrified to lift the toilet seat after I know he's been in there.....sometimes its safe, sometimes its not....I yell at him about it constantly....he just doesn't really care....the only way to avoid my fear of lifting the toilet seat would be to start leaving it up, but that drives me even crazier....my mom always leaves the seat up and I hate it....I don't know why
I always close the lid before I flush...I've heard over and over again that the toilet actually spits out little invisible bits up to 10 feet when it flushes. I don't want FM on my tooth brush. I guess I'm not that considerate, but mine always goes down in one shot, as far as I know.
I know this is fairly normal, at least I hope so, but I always watch as the toilet flushes....you know, to make sure it all goes down....I always have....I won't leave the bathroom until I know the toilet is "clear".......but my sweet, sweet husband....well, he doesn't follow that same rule, so I'm always terrified to lift the toilet seat after I know he's been in there.....sometimes its safe, sometimes its not....I yell at him about it constantly....he just doesn't really care....the only way to avoid my fear of lifting the toilet seat would be to start leaving it up, but that drives me even crazier....my mom always leaves the seat up and I hate it....I don't know why
I always close the lid before I flush...I've heard over and over again that the toilet actually spits out little invisible bits up to 10 feet when it flushes. I don't want FM on my tooth brush. I guess I'm not that considerate, but mine always goes down in one shot, as far as I know.
The toilets at my high school could spray you if you were standing up. YUCK.
this is quite possibly the weirdest discussion I have ever stumbled into, but anyway, we're all friends here, so it's all good.
and now that I've noticed it, I have a story/question that quite possibly belongs here...
My brother's girlfriend had a friend staying with them a few weeks ago, and *somehow* in the three weeks she was there, she went through, on her own, eighty rolls of toilet paper. EIGHTY. Seriously, we've all talked about it and have come to the conclusion that the only feasible answer is that either she was eating them, using a whole new roll each wipe, or using them instead of a towel after having a shower. I can't comprehend it, and the funniest thing is that after she left, she was going on a tour of the outback in Australia... ahh, yeah, that could have turned out interesting...
you know, i wonder the same thing about brittney... but then i watch as she pulls off twelve sheets of toilet paper just to wipe her nose and i get how she goes through it so fast. i always joke with her that she's probably the most wasteful person i could have ended up with.
at least i finally convinced her to recycle with me.
Wow! I especially like my wife's comment above. Girl, don't you be talkin bout my poop. Lol.
OOPS! to be fair, i never thought you'd get into vw forums...
OOPS! to be fair, i never thought you'd get into vw forums...
Tee hee hee--you make me giggles so hard Rainbow! I'm so happy that both you and Britt are on the forum--I love reading your posts <3
OOPS! to be fair, i never thought you'd get into vw forums...
Tee hee hee--you make me giggles so hard Rainbow! I'm so happy that both you and Britt are on the forum--I love reading your posts <3
haha. i'm glad that you can giggle about it. i'm ESPECIALLY glad that brittney gets a laugh out of it. whew!
Girl, don't you be talkin bout my poop. Lol.
:-D
I think there is a new category of poop I've discovered, and perhaps other people have noticed it too.
I like to call it the "Potluck poop" because it usually occurs after you've eaten wayyyy too much vegan food, and your body is trying to figure out how many sittings it will take to expell all of the stuff you've eaten.
I noticed this after RC's last potluck, because there is the one huge poo maybe 10 hours after said potluck, then there is a second wave that is smaller usually a few hours after that. So much fiber and vegan goodness has to have its own poo designation, in my opinion.
Like earthquakes: you have "the big one" followed by aftershocks
I want to find out what my poo is like after eating a plateful of ice cream sandwiches at one of your shindigs.
Like earthquakes: you have "the big one" followed by aftershocks
I want to find out what my poo is like after eating a plateful of ice cream sandwiches at one of your shindigs.
Yeah, it is pretty memorable, and one of my favorite types.
Like earthquakes: you have "the big one" followed by aftershocks
I want to find out what my poo is like after eating a plateful of ice cream sandwiches at one of your shindigs.
Yeah, it is pretty memorable, and one of my favorite types.
Wait! I think you need to specify which is "memorable" the poo or the ice cream sandwiches! *lol*
Like earthquakes: you have "the big one" followed by aftershocks
I want to find out what my poo is like after eating a plateful of ice cream sandwiches at one of your shindigs.
Yeah, it is pretty memorable, and one of my favorite types.
Wait! I think you need to specify which is "memorable" the poo or the ice cream sandwiches! *lol*
Both!
Though, I guess the winner between the two would be the ice cream sammys.
I think there is a new category of poop I've discovered, and perhaps other people have noticed it too.
I like to call it the "Potluck poop" because it usually occurs after you've eaten wayyyy too much vegan food, and your body is trying to figure out how many sittings it will take to expell all of the stuff you've eaten.
I noticed this after RC's last potluck, because there is the one huge poo maybe 10 hours after said potluck, then there is a second wave that is smaller usually a few hours after that. So much fiber and vegan goodness has to have its own poo designation, in my opinion.
I had very similar potluck poop after RCs!!!!
Plus with traveling, it always makes things different, but I agree that potluck poop is a breed of its own. :)
i haven't been to a potluck since i lived in oklahoma. maybe once i return (just four more days! eeps!) i will be able to do potlucks and experience potluck poop and see if it's any different.
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